Reason to be Happy 1 - Eat Crabs, Drink Wine, and then have some tasty multicolored Mushrooms for desert. Reason to be Happy 2 - Let your overworked, sweating dog do your laundry while you stand around popping bubbles. Reason to be Happy 3 - Take off your pants, flirt with your dog, who is attempting to cook himself breakfast, and then go read up in your 'How to toy with a man's heart' in your book with the Skull and Crossbones on it. Reason to be Happy 4 - Toy with your dog's heart even further by getting naked and then having him bathe you. Notice the eyes in the bushes; a woman is only happy when she knows there are men who find her worthy of voyeuristic pursuits. Reason to be Happy 5 - (This one is more complicated) Reason 5 a) Have a massive orgy with a bunch of pigs Reason 5 b) Pigs = piggybanks. As such, a woman is only happy when she is surrounded by money. Reason to be Happy 6 - Indulge yourself by drinking a huge bottle of milk, while your slave pet reads to you. Reason to be Happy 7 - Wave your panties in the air triumphantly. Your life is great.
lol, fearless' translations are no better but no worse than the original sayings.... however, the pics are cute
Thanks aishiteru4 for posting colorful pictures and hiake for translating the verses. I just love the touch of colors of these pictures.
