Ever had crap fall on you?

i had it fall on my head when i was 8 and i was freaked out thinking i was going to die from it. then in the same week it happened again...but this time it landed on my shoulder

 

we were playing bball and i was dribbling and bird shit landed right next to me. It scared the f**king crap outta me

 

yea..i had a seagull crap on me... sighs. i was like what the! so embarrassing. but then again...good thing that the crap looked like dirt.

 

LOL, it happened to me three times already. Luckily, during all three times it just landed on the back of my jacket and not my head or face. Birds scare me now, especially when they swoop down really close to me.

 

3 times?! once when i was a kid it happened to me at busch gardens in tampa.

 

yep, several times. head, shoulder and bag. it's so disgusting.

 

never been crapped on
if the birds were equipped with missiles...it'd be the end of the world

 

No, but (lol) that sounds funny as shit...haha
Nothing like that has happened to me, but has to a friend of mine. Ya feel dumb when shit like that happens, but he started laughing when he saw me gigglin about it. We just then busted out laughing very loudly like nothing happened.

 

i've never had bird doodie fall on me but i've had several very close calls...i actually get hit more by random objects...our university library had 4 floors and people often throw things from the 4th floor down to the 1st...i've been hit with erasers, paper airplanes and rubber bands.

 

Nope, not at all. I heard it's lucky to get crapped on though. Don't know how that works. o__O

 

Luckily, I have never had crap fall on me (knock on wood); but I got to admit, I hate it when I find crap on my car....I remembered before, my dad had a sky blue car; I gotta tell you, the birds must like blue cars lol....that car was always being crapped on...lmao....-sweat

 

i had bird crap hit me about twice in my life i think. but a bird flew into my head once. scared the hell out of me.

 

I've got crapped on..the bird seemed to have two targets..it was weird coz my friend got bombed on the head..and a split second after that I felt it go on me as well. What are the odds? The bird gave us a double hit..