a little short, but better than nothing, right? 11 - 06 - 08 (P.S. That’s Myolie’s birthday.) Bosco: Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to My Only, Happy Birthday to you! Moses and Bernice: Woooh! Kiss her, kiss her! Bosco kisses Myolie on the cheeks. Moses: Ah CoCo, not the cheeks, we want the lips, right Bernice? Bernice: Yeah, kiss her, kiss her. Myolie: Hey, guys, let’s start the eating first. Bernice: My new slogan: no kiss, no eat. Moses and Bernice (chanting): Kiss her, kiss her, kiss her, kiss her, kiss her… Bosco: Alright, calm down! Myolie: Do we really have to do this? Bosco: I guess. Bosco gives Myolie a long kiss. Bernice: Wooh! Moses: Woohoo! Myolie: Happy guys? Moses and Bernice: Oh, of course. Moses: So, Bos, what did you get for Myolie? Bosco: Something nice and fluffy? Bernice: A teddy bear? Bosco: No, I got her a sweater. Bernice: Ok… Bosco: It says LOVE. Moses: Nice. Bosco: So, Moses, how’s your love life going? I was watching Scoop, when Myolie blurted “Although I am Ah Yee, but I am not that Ah Yee.” Moses: So, I said that her birthday wish was to have a partner both onscreen and offscreen. Bernice: Hah, I remember how Michael Miu said about you and Myolie when you were signing to become a singer. Myolie: Let’s eat. Bernice: Yeah, tomorrow, we all have to attend the sales presentation. See you there!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (although I'm two days late) 11 - 27 - 08 Moses is stuffing the turkey. Myolie: Put some more. I love those. Bosco: Yeah, me too. Moses follows what he hears. Bosco: Yeah, that too. Moses: What? Bosco: Those… Moses: You two better shut up and watch quietly, or you’re going to have to cook. Myolie: Shhh. Moses: That’s the way it should be. Bosco: You see… Men tend to be angrier at times when their love is away. Myolie: Really? Bosco: Yeah… I think so. Moses: Where’d you get that from? Bosco: Oh, I have my sources. My eyes. Moses continues to stuff the turkey. Moses: Oh, what did you see? Bosco: You know… Bernice is currently in Canada, and someone is always angry. Moses: Well, men without their love don’t cook well. Bosco: But, you’re an exception. Myolie: Bos, just let him cook. Bosco: Fine… A few hours later, Moses is done with dinner. Bosco: Yeah, I am starving. Myolie: I’m hungry! Moses, Myolie and Bosco set up the table for Bernice. Moses: Cheers… Bosco: No, wait, we promised to chat with Bernice, remember? Myolie: Oh, yeah. They connect to the internet and see that Bernice is on. Bernice: Hi guys! Moses: Darling!!! I miss you terribly! Bernice: I’ll be back… soon… Bosco: Hurry and come back… please. Bernice: Why? Myolie: Your boyfriend, Ah Mo is always angry at us. He easily gets angry nowadays. Bernice: MoMo, do you get enough sleep? Moses: Yeah. I kind of. Bernice: Hah, I’m so lucky here. I get at least 8 hours of sleep, double the amount in which I get in Hong Kong. Myolie: So, Bernice, how are you spending Thanksgiving? Bernice: Turkey dinner! Bosco: Us too, Moses made it. Bernice: Moses? Myolie: Yeah. Bernice: That’s nice to hear. He barely cooks now. Myolie: Too back you’re in Canada. Bernice: I’ll be back in no time. No worries. Send me your new CD. Myolie: Ok, best friend. Bernice: You too Bosco. Bosco: December… Bernice: I can wait. Bosco and Myolie: Oh, Moses needs to talk, and we need to eat. Bosco and Myolie sneak away for their Thanksgiving dinner. Moses: Nizzy, I want to hug you NOW! Bernice pretends to hug him. Moses: Oh, much better. Bernice: I need to go now. Love you! Moses: Awhh. Bye sweetie. Bernice: Bye honey pies. Moses: Talk to you next time. Moses goes back to the living room for dinner. Bosco and Myolie: Hi honey pies!
12-13-08 BOSCO’S B-DAY! Myolie: Darling… Happy birthday! Bosco: Where’s my kiss? Myolie: Your choice, a kiss or the present? Bosco: I want both. Myolie: You’re so greedy. Bosco: But, I only have one heart for you… Myolie: You’re lucky that you’re a sweet talker, and I’m in a good mood. Bosco: Ok, two kisses and the present. Myolie: What? Two? Bosco: Yeah. Myolie kisses Bosco on the lips. Then, they kiss again. Bosco: Oh, I’m so happy today. Myolie: Open your gift. See if you like it. Bosco opens the gift. Bosco: Ooh, another bangle? Myolie: Yeah, you like it? Bosco: Well, I hope the reporters won’t catch us with matching bangles. Myolie: These things… you never know. Bosco: True enough. Myolie: So, what’s for dinner. Bosco: I don’t know. I eat what you cook. Myolie: Italian food it is. Bosco: I remember I brought Italian food to your door back when we started. Myolie: And then, I fell for you. I thought you were romantic. Bosco: I am. Myolie: Apparently, you are no where near romantic. Bosco: Fine. Bosco pretends to look sad. Myolie: Kidding. Bosco: Another kiss. Myolie gives Bosco the kiss he wants.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!! 12 - 25 - 08 Bernice: Hello everyone… Myolie: Nizzy!!! You’re back! Bernice: Yes, I am. Bosco: Where’s that Mo Gor? Bernice: Yeah, he promised me he’ll be the first one to greet me at the door. Bosco (screaming): MOSES!!! Bernice is back! Myolie (screaming): HEY, COME OUT ALREADY! Moses comes out. Moses: Ok, I know. Guys, please stop screaming. Bosco: We thought you were deaf. Moses (glares at him): What? Myolie: Calm down, Ah Mo… he’s just kidding with you. Bernice: Excuse me… Moses, I miss you so much. Moses and Bernice claps. Bosco and Myolie embrace each other. Bernice: I’m so glad to be back. Myolie: Wait, when are you really coming back to Hong Kong? Bernice: Umm, when I finish filming. Bosco: I’m warning you… you better not forget us. Bernice: Does it seem like I will? Moses: She’ll forget you two… but she’ll never forget me, right Berni? Bernice: No, you three are the best. Moses: But, I’m the superior. Bernice (whispers to Bosco and Myolie): Just let him say what he wants. Moses: Ahem… Bosco: Oh right… Myolie, we have to get going. We’re in charge of the foods. Myolie: Yeah, how could I have forgotten about that? Bernice: Ok, what are you guys up to now? Bosco and Myolie: Nothing much, just letting Moses spend some quality time with you. Bernice: Ah Mo, what did you give them? They’re so wild. Moses: Bye Bosco and Myolie. See you two later… and hurry up with the food. Bosco: I can’t believe I have to make the food and get scolded at. Myolie: Just get going. So, Bosco and Myolie leave to buy stuff to prepare for their massive Christmas feast. Bernice: Oh, I’m so glad to be back. Moses: Why can’t you just admit you missed me too much. Bernice: Well, I did miss you… and my doggies. By the way, how are they? Moses: They were under my care… so of course they are feeling better than ever. You know, to have a handsome man like me take care of them… is a pleasure for them. Bernice: I can’t believe I’m dating a bragger. Moses: Yeah, it’s nice to accept the fact that one’s boyfriend is caring, sweet, loving, and cute. Bernice: Ya de ya de ya. Moses hugs Bernice. Bernice: Moses, I have to go back to filming in a couple days. Moses: You’re gonna leave me again? Bernice: No worries, I’ll be back around mid- January. Moses: That’s nearly a month away. Bernice: Oh, stop it. I call you everyday to tell you how things are. Moses: But seeing you in person is different from hearing your voice over the phone. Bernice: Are you losing memory? We talk via webcam every week! Moses: That’s not enough to satisfy me. Bernice: You are so greedy. Moses: No, I’m not. Bernice: Oh yes you are. Moses: Will you allow me to do one thing now? Bernice: What’s that? Moses: Close your eyes. Bernice does as told. Bernice: Yeah. Moses kisses her. Bernice: That was a surprise. The door opens and Bosco and Myolie walk in. Bosco: Hi guys, we’re back. How’s everything? Myolie: We had a fun time shopping for food. Bosco: Yeah, people gave us free stuff because we’re Bosco and Myolie. Bernice: Yeah right. Moses: If they did, that would have meant your relationship has been exposed. Bosco: Ok, we were joking. Myolie: What did you two become? Detectives? Moses: Yeah, why not. The four eat and chat their Christmas day away… (This will be the most unrealistic one, ever.) 12 - 31 - 08 Note: Tavia will be part of this chapter, making her the first person besides BERMO and BOSCOLIE to be included in this fanfic. Moses have just completed his job: counting down to the new year with Tavia at the Olympian City Mall in Hong Kong. Moses: I must hurry. I have a plane to catch. Tavia: Calm down, Ah Mo. Moses: No, the plane doesn’t wait for me. Tavia: Oh, love is in the air. Moses: Whatever… I still need to find a way to get to the airport without the reporters seeing me. Tavia: That’s easy. I’ll distract them. Moses: You are such a good friend. Tavia: Actually, I’m doing this for Bernice, not you. Moses: Since when did you guys become such good friends? Tavia: Through you. Moses: How? Tavia: Well, when we were filming “Heart of Greed” and “Moonlight Resonance,” your wifey did come over to visit you. Moses: Alright, I gonna go now. I’ll grab you a present on the way. Tavia: It better not be from the airport. I’m warning you. Moses: We’ll see. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (at the airport) Moses (to the receptionist): Hi, this is my passport. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (about 12 hours later at Vancouver, Canada) Moses (on the phone with Bernice): Hi, darling… Bernice: Ah Mo, where are you? Moses: In Hong Kong… Bernice: Why are you calling at this time? Don’t you have to go to work? Moses: Well, you never know. Maybe, you’ll even get a surprise later… Bernice: Hmm, I’m suspicious if what the surprise is about. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (30 minutes later; after a taxi ride and at the front door of Bernice’s house.) Moses (calls Bernice again): Hi, Nizzy, it’s me. Bernice: I’m still waiting for the surprise. Moses: Oh, you’re find out. Moses rings the doorbell. Bernice: Give me a minute. Someone’s at the door. Moses: Sure. Bernice opens the door to see Moses with his small bag of luggage. Bernice (surprised with her mouth wide open): Huh? Moses: No hugs? Not even a hello? Bernice: This is my surprise right? Moses: Yeah, I guess. Moses opens his arms for a hug. Bernice starts to hug him and then starts kissing him. Bernice: Why are you here? Moses: Well, I miss you and I wanted to see you. Bernice: Awhh, you came all the way over here. Moses: Actually, it’s getting cold… Bernice: Whoops, come inside and I’ll get you a cup of tea. Both go inside and Bernice hands Moses a cup of hot tea. Moses: Oh, I’m all warmed up after you cup of tea. Bernice: So, what brings you here? Moses: I said I wanted to see you. Bernice: But, you have a busy schedule full of functions and filming to do. Moses: So, I could spare 48 hours. Bernice: That’s really sweet of you. Moses: I demand another kiss. Bernice: I’ll think about that. Moses: So, how’s everything going? I’m literally counting down the days until you’ll be back in Hong Kong so that we can see each other more often. Bernice: The time will come. Moses: Are you going to film more Hollywood movies? Bernice: I wish we could film a Hong Kong produced movie together. Moses: Me too. Bernice: So, I’m off today and we could spend a fun day together. Where do you want to go? Moses: I don’t know. You could bring me around like how I took you to different places in Australia back in the days. Bernice: Sure. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (after hours of fun going at various places) Bernice: I’m exhausted. Moses: The amusement park was so fun. Bernice: Thanks for the teddy bear you helped me win playing throw the bottle. Moses: It’s my pleasure. Bernice: You’re leaving tomorrow. Moses: I know. Time passes by. Bernice: I’ll be back in Hong Kong soon. It’s not going to be a problem. Moses: Oh, just admit you’ll miss me. Bernice: Ok, I surrender. I will miss you. Moses: It’s ok. I love you.
01 - 06 - 09 (webcam) Bernice: Hey guys, what’s up? Moses: Nothing much. Bernice: Why are you all gathered around my Moses? Moses: Nizzy, today’s your birthday remember? Bernice: Hey, that’s right. I forgot. Moses: How could you? Bernice: What? I’ve been busy filming for the new movie. Myolie: We know you’re busy, but not that busy. Bosco: So, how do you plan on celebrating your birthday. Myolie: I feel bad that Moses is not going to be there. Bernice: Well, the cast is throwing me a party after filming today. Moses: Oh, that’s nice. Myolie: Bernice, what do you want for your present? We’ll get you it and then when you come back to Hong Kong in two weeks, we’ll have it ready for you. Bernice: I want Moses. Bosco: Alright, that’s easy. We’ll just wrap him up on the day you come back. Moses: Seriously, what kind of gift would you want from me? Bernice: You know, I like it better if it was a surprise. Moses: Ok, I’ll think about the gift then. Bernice: That’s my good man. Bosco: Oh God, I can’t take this anymore. Myolie: Same here. Why are they always separated… by countries? Bosco: And we have to sit and hear their love language. Myolie: We should leave, CoCo. Bosco: Bye my two love birds. See you later, Ah Mo. Moses: Bye guys. Bernice (from the computer screen): Bye, see you in a while. Moses: Finally, we can have some peace and quiet. Bernice: Too bad you can’t spend my birthday with me. I miss you already. I want to give you a giant hug. Moses: I just left Canada a few days ago, remember? Bernice: So… your girlfriend, also known as me, misses you terribly. Would you mind? Moses: Don’t worry. Time will pass by quickly. We’ll see each other again in no time. 01 - 26 - 09 Myolie: Yolie, I would like a cup of “Moseschino.” Bosco: Me too. Myolie (imitating): I like men who are tall and manly. Bosco: Oh, me too. Myolie (laughing): Oh what a coincidence! Moses: Oh, would you two stop already? Bernice: Please stop mimicking me. Myolie: But, it’s just so funny. Hmm, Bosco, let’s do the whole skit over again. Bosco: Ok, Ah Mo Gor and Bernice, please take a seat. Bernice: Oh stop it. Bosco: “Oh, it’s the second sister. What kind of men do you prefer?” Myolie: “I prefer those who are taller than me and those who are manly.” Bosco: “But you already have one.” Myolie: “What?” Bosco: “Wait, let’s have a cup of coffee first.” Myolie: “Is is called Moseschino?” Moses: Who said that? Myolie: Well, you weren’t there… Johnson Lee and Louis Yuen were mocking your honey. Bosco: Oh my God, it’s just so funny of how everything was portrayed as. Myolie: And, if you had watched the show, you would have seen how Bernice glared at them. Bosco: She made it so obvious. Myolie: Are you trying to grab some headlines? Bernice: No, why would you think of me like that? Myolie: You know I’m just kidding right? Bernice: So, how’s the BOSCOLIE news going? Myolie: It’s well. Bosco: But… we do hope for more BERMO news. Moses: Hey, reporters can get really annoying. Bernice: Well, I’ve been out of Hong Kong’s attention for quite a while. Bosco: Not quite… when Moses is around, your name is ought to appear as well. Bernice: Really? Myolie: Yep. Bosco: Just like when I’m around and Myolie’s not there, her name will be mentioned as well. Myolie: Vice versa too. Moses: So, it’s just that they love us together.
well, here it goes... I know all of you waited for a long time... so I got it just a little after our dear Mo's b-day. 04-18-09 Bernice: MoMo!!!!! Moses: Hey, honey... Bernice: I'm so proud of you. Moses: That's how it always should be. Myolie: Darling... Bosco: Sweetiepie... Bernice: Ok, we can stop here. Bosco and Myolie goes in back of Moses. Bosco and Myolie: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOSES!!! Moses: Thank you guys. Bosco: Well, Bernice, let's continue. Why are you proud of Ah Mo Gor? Bernice: Well, he kinda half admitted our relationship. Myolie: Oh... Bernice: Well, I'm proud of you two as well. Myolie: I would really want to find out. Why? Bernice: Well, let me explain Ah Mo's first. Bosco: Ok, our ears are wide opened. Bernice: MoMo, tell them what you told the reporters. Moses: Ok, I basically told them that I am 38. Then they asked me about any plans of marriage. I said yes. I also told them that at the right time, my "other half" will appear. I told them that if I do decide to get married, I will tell them a little about it. I got them pretty excited... Bosco: And coincidentally, both Bernice and you own the same suitcase. How sweet! Myolie: So, Bernice what was your present to Ah Mo? Bernice: He told the reporters that I sent him a SMS message. Don't you ever watch the news? Bosco: No, I'm pretty sure there was more to that. Bernice: I gave him a teddy bear and the right to care for my puppies. Myolie: Nice. Bosco: Yolie, I would like the right to take care of your cats. Myolie: Excuse me, aren't you already taking care of my cats and your dog? Bernice: Anyways, back to your part. Myolie and Bosco: Us? Bernice: Yes... Remember the MyTV X MSN function? Myolie: Yeah, that was fun with Bosco. Bernice: I'm so jealous of you two. You get to hold hands in public and even get to make a waxed model while holding hands. Bosco: Yeah, and then we kind of accidentally slipped out our rumours. Moses: Well, what can I say? The four of us have openly admitted our love relationship halfway. Bernice: I am waiting for that moment. Moses: What moment? Myolie: Oh, I know... Bosco: Me too. It's the moment when Moses will kneel to the floor, pull out a ring and tell you to marry him. Am I right? Bernice is speechless. Moses: Nizzy, I will assure you now. That moment will come. Bernice chuckles. Bosco: Yolie, our moment will come too. Myolie: I don't want to become Mrs. Wong. Bosco: What are you talking about? I wanted to say our moment to eat has came. Bosco, Bernice, and Moses gives a light laugh. Myolie (stares at Moses): You... Bosco: Alright, alright, I was just kidding. Calm down baby. Bernice: Cheers to Moses in turing 38. Myolie and Bosco: I want to hear marriage bells by the end of this year. No more breakup rumours, Ok??? Moses (in a kidding voice): Yes, Daddy and Mommy. Bernice laughs again.
This story has came to an end... (unless there are more positive news on BERMO and BOSCOLIE.) For the time being, read Healing Hands IV in the fanfix section.
okok, i take my words back. I couldn't resist... so, short, and sweet to the point. 06 - 20 - 09 (via Webcam since Bosco is currently in Mainland China filming a series) Moses: So, Bosco, how do you respond to the recent breakup news. Bosco (in a serious voice): We… broke up. Bernice: Bosc, are you serious? Moses: Myolie, are you guys serious? Bernice: No, Ah Mo, I saw Bosco laughing. Bosco: Come on BERMO, you two should stop believing those tabloids. Myolie: I know right. Last July, it was you guys. Bosco: And now it’s us. Bernice: Well, when can we admit our relationship? Bosco: But, underground relationships are fun. Moses and Myolie: No they’re not. Myolie: Well, what can we say? Bernice: We’re celebrities. We are to fill the public’s hunger. Moses: We have to obey certain rules. Bosco: Well, what else can I say? Myolie: Let’s just face the facts. Moses: Either we admit it, or we continue our lives through the shadows of the paparazzi. Bosco: Let’s just wait…
Guys, here goes another chapter. 07 - 15 - 09 Bosco: Wow, it’s been forever since all four of us are all in Hong Kong. Myolie: Yes, it’s been a while. Moses rings the doorbell. Moses: A little help here. Bernice: Hey, say please. Moses: Please! Bosco: So obedient Ah Mo Gor. The three finally open the door for Moses. Moses: Thanks guys! What a long wait. Bernice: So, what have you got there? Moses: Plenty of food. Bosco: What for? Moses: A BBQ, duh! Bernice: Yeah! Food, I’m hungry Fan Shu Mo. Moses: Let’s get this cooking and grilling then. Myolie: I’m in for this. Bernice: Hey, Ah Mo, what’s in the other bag that you’re holding? Moses (holding up the bag): This? Bernice: Yes. Moses: These are some past Michael Jackson concert CDs. Myolie: Oh… Bosco: What for? Moses: Um, guys Nizzy here had tickets for MJ’s concert in London, but as we all know, he past away. Bosco: Oh… Myolie: So, you bought her CDs. Moses: Yes. Myolie: Ah Mo Gor, you are such a good boyfriend. Learn from him, Ah Co. Bosco (laughing): Yes, I will learn from him. Myolie playfully smacks Bosco in the head. Bernice: What are we waiting for? Moses: Time for barbeque! They enter the balcony. Moses: Who’s ready for hot dogs? Bosco, Myolie and Bernice: We are! Bernice: So, Bosc and Myyo, you should thank the TVB producer and Kevin Cheng. Moses: Yeah, after all, they blurted out your relationship. Bernice: The producer said that Bosco and Myolie are one of the couples. Moses: And as you can see, Bosco’s faces is like ‘oh no.’ Bernice: And then Kevin says that the two of you are only in real life. Moses: Sweet, right? Myolie: Haha funny. We already tried to avoid contact during that function. Bernice: It’s shameful that you two don’t get to be a couple. Moses: I know right. I would love to see them kissy kissy. Bosco: Oh, stop it. Bernice: Anyways… a cheer to us all!
07 - 30 - 09 Bernice: Fan Shu Mo!!! Where is my book? Moses: What book? Myolie: Oh, that book… Bosco: Yep, that book. Moses: What are you guys talking about? What book? Myolie and Bosco: Actually, we don’t know either. Moses: What book? Bernice: Someone said he would give me his coffee book. But, no, I had to buy the unautographed version. What a liar. Moses: I’m sorry… Bernice: Yeah, you should be. Moses: How will you forgive me? Bernice: If only… you sign five times on my book. Moses: OK, easy job. Myolie: Ooh, Ah Co, I smell vinegar. Bosco: Oh, someone is jealous. Myolie: Of what? Bosco: That she didn’t get to go to the book fair. Myolie: Oh, Myolie it’s ok. Bosco: But, Bernice will forever love Moseschino. Moses: Of course. Bernice: Ok, Mega mega mega live. Megalive. How was it? Moses: If they say it was terrible, I would say they are crazy. Crazy, you know what I mean. Myolie: It was good. I played the piano and sang solo. Bosco: And you know what the best part was? Moses and Bernice: What? What? We want to know. Bernice: A kiss? Moses: A smooch? Myolie: No, what are you guys talking about? We would never do that in public. Moses and Bernice: Awwh, shame… Myolie: We got to hold hands in public!!! Bernice: Awh, I’m jealous. Bosco: And, we had a long hug after the song. Myolie: The crowd was screaming for us. Bosco: I felt so special next to Myolie. Myolie: Yeah, it was cool to be up there singing “Grateful for Meeting You”. Bosco: That is, after all, our duet. Bernice: I love that song. “Oh baby I love you…” Moses: “I’ll love you every day.” Bernice: It’s such a sweet song. Moses: And cute. Bernice: You guys are so fortunate. Moses: Wow, lucky people. Bernice: Lucky couple… Moses: By the way, Bernice and I almost had heart attacks today. Myolie: Why? What happened? How? Bosco: Yeah, what happened to my friends? Bernice: Well, we were watching today’s episode of Burning Flame III. Moses: And, I cannot believe it. Not only did you guys did not get paired up together, each of you also have to kiss another person. Today, it was Bosco and Aimee’s wild kiss. Tomorrow, it’s Kevin and Myolie’s long kiss. And on top of that, there’s more Bosco and Aimee’s kisses. Oh my God!!! Myolie: Calm down. Bosco: We didn’t have heart attacks when Bernice kissed Steven in “Steps” and when Moses kissed Gigi numerous times in “The Gem of Life”. Moses: But, I still find it unfair how a good couple didn’t get paired up together. Myolie: What can we do? It’s good that we have a series together. Bosco: At least, we can go to promotions together. Moses: Yeah, I kind of wished Bernice and I could film a series together as a couple. Bernice: Me too!
09 - 02 - 09 Bernice: Konichiwa! Moses: Konichiwa too! Bosco: We’re not in Japan. Myolie: I know right. Moses: Well, you guys were like a few weeks ago. Myolie: So? Moses: So, how was Okinawa? Bosco: It was great. We did a lot of shopping… Bernice: …and got caught by reporters. Moses: So unaware! Myolie: Mr. MoMo, your girlfriend was the one who recommended the location. Bernice: I told you to be aware at all times already. Moses: Yeah, she warned you guys. Myolie: Oh whatever… we already told the media that we were just went on a trip with a bunch of other friends. Moses: Huh! I didn’t know luggage bags were considered as friends. Myolie: Let’s not discuss this any further. Bosco: Since the three of you went, how was Stephen Chan’s “Dining With the Stars” function? Myolie: It was great. There was stuff to eat. Bosco: Oh right, and the best part was that Bernice and Moses attended it together right. Myolie: Yep. They were such a lucky couple. Moses: We weren’t the only rumored couples. Bernice: Yeah, there was also Patrick and Selena. Bosco: But I’m glad that Bernice and Moses finally attended a function together. Bernice: Hey, you know what’s cool? Bosco: What? Moses: That even Sharon Chan is blurting you two out. Myolie: When? Bernice: The function with Sharon… Bosco, remember, that cellphone function? Bosco: Yeah, you are triggering my memory. Moses: I know what she said. She said “Even if they aren’t dating, they are still my good friends.” So why didn’t she say “If they are dating…” Myolie: Ugh. Bernice: Sometimes, things are unexpected. Moses: Correct… like the Taiwan typhoon… Bosco: It was so sad that Raymond and Ron were squashed between you two. Moses: And who could believe Andy Lau married Carol Chu? Bernice: Or Leon Lai married Gaile Lok? Myolie and Bosco: Or Miriam Yeung married Real Ting? Myolie: Oh yeah, I remember someone saying she will be heading to Africa and will want Tarzan to protect her. Bosco: Why not consider Mr. Chan? Bernice (smirks): There are so many Chans here. Bosco: What about Moses Chan Ho. Myolie: I’m sure you only know one. Moses: Yep, and he’s the one and only. Bosco: Yes, he can be the one and only. Bernice (smirking): They asked me about Mr. Chan, so I said Tarzan… Bosco: Myolie, remember what Kenneth said. Myolie: What?? What? Moses: Yeah, what did Kenneth say? Bernice: He said he was scared that you would come get him if he kissed me. Moses: Huh? Bosco: Yet, he’s not scared that Nancy will get mad. Myolie: Well, it figures. Bosco: Two six foot tall men fighting because one was required to kiss the other’s girlfriend. Moses: I would not do that. I trust Bernice. Bosco: Sure. Myolie: It would not be a good sight at all. Bosco: Yeah, I cannot even imagine that. Moses: Oh stop.
