Where Are the Fashion Police When You Need Them?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Maverick, Mar 29, 2008.

  1. Maverick

    Maverick Lord Vader

    Where Are the Fashion Police When You Need Them?



    Sometimes it seems fashion is deliberately ugly, garish, and unflattering. The French even have a word for it—“jolie laide” (a woman who is both beautiful and ugly). However there’s nothing beautiful about these six fashions.
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    Uggs: I can’t think of a worse fate for women’s shoe fashion. Unless your name is “Bride of Sasquatch,” save the Uggs for house slippers—when nobody’s looking.
    Hmmm ... this would look nice on Paris -devil This makes the link between her and a sasquatch even more visible -devil


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    The Tent Dress: For a a few hundred years, dresses were designed to flatter the body until someone decided to screw it all up with something called a “Tent Dress.” This dress only works if you’re a cute three-year-old toddler—or Angelina Jolie.


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    Harem Pants: Two words: M.C. Hammer. I’m also including the occasional riding pants.
    The Hammer in action: -evil
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    Shants: Sheer Pants. I have no words to explain this horror.


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    Jumpsuits: Some things are just better off in two pieces. The jumpsuit never really died, rather it’s been living in purgatory, constantly haunting us.


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    Crocs: Only to be worn by children under eight ... otherwise can be used as birth control.
     
    #1 Maverick, Mar 29, 2008
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  2. Phil

    Phil 香港 PA 社團 揸Fap 人

    lol wtf, are with these clothes, they're meant to be HIT right?
     
  3. Maverick

    Maverick Lord Vader

    For me as a person from a galaxy far far away, the first pics looks like the feets of a Wookie -devil Finally some good use for these pests who disturb The Force -devil
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  4. Phil

    Phil 香港 PA 社團 揸Fap 人

    lol may i ask whats wrong with Crocs, they're awesome, lol See Thru Pants =D
     
  5. shw

    shw Well-Known Member

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    lol i saw someone on a wedding with mc hammer pants couple weeks ago
     
  6. dim8sum

    dim8sum ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪....

    yeh those shear pants ...
     
  7. [N]

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    lol the tent dress and sheer pants...ugly shit
     
  8. mr_evolution

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    Burn them! Burn them!
     
  9. shadowchi

    shadowchi ~~♫ ♫ ♪ Himitsu ♪ ♫ ♫ ~~

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    Burn them all!!!! -whistle

    especially the crocs, they are dang ugly......
    They arent cute or something, I just saw one wearing it the other day.

    It was a fat woman who weared crocs......, I mean wth.....:wtf:
     
  10. Phil

    Phil 香港 PA 社團 揸Fap 人

    lol Kill the Clothes but Leave the Models Alone (unless they're 豬排) u can kill the 豬排s too
     
  11. mr_evolution

    mr_evolution ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

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    :rl: AAARRARAARRGGGHHH!!!
     
  12. lovinglyxx

    lovinglyxx Well-Known Member

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    never did understand the crocs!
    but uggs are a big hit in the uk, they dont look that bad with jeans! they also look soooo comfy, i'm so tempted to get some :p -- not the super furry ones tho..urgh.?
     
  13. Shini_D

    Shini_D Well-Known Member

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    certain uggs i dno, some people can pull them off, but otherwise burn all of them! absolutely FUGLY!!! yup u read it right F-U-G-L-Y! *think about it if u dnt understand*
     
  14. bbes

    bbes Incredible

    haha crocs can be used as birth control. i don't understand why ppl like crocs either. always astounds me.
     
  15. tiffer858

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    the tent dress are ok if you are like pregant and for the crocs the should all be destroyed-dead
     
  16. person

    person Well-Known Member

    I absolutely HATE Crocs...
    Yeah, most or all the clothes/shoes whatever there are ugly.
    The tent dress is stupid.
    I mean, why would you wear a dress that makes you look pregnant?
     
  17. tonkachi

    tonkachi Well-Known Member

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    crocs are tolerable for the really really laze people that just want to slip into something but uggs...man they are UGLY we need to burn all of those things...the tent dress also need to go and along with those weird sheer dresses WTF
     
  18. Flames

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    Only hit for the rich but shit for the average and the poor
     
  19. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    sheer. pants...ah fuck..hahaha...soft core porn pants..