To The Class Of '10:

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by blackmagic, Jul 10, 2006.

  1. blackmagic

    blackmagic Well-Known Member

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    LOL I ran upon this on someone's Myspace and thought it was pretty funny. It is meant to be a joke, so people of '10, please do not take it offensively!

    To The Class Of '10:

    1 - Sex doesn't make you cool & it won't make the upperclass boys think any higher of you. So don't go around bragging about it, no one cares & then you look like an easy freshman whore.. just leave all the slutty things you did in 8th grade in middle school.

    2 - Freshman girls, don't you ever touch any of our guys because that one Senior//Junior you mess with can & will make the rest of your high school years hell when he leaves.

    3 - You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "freshie" - shut up, you sound retarded.

    4 - Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid freshmen, we don't care, we're still calling you one.

    5 - Dont' think you're smart because you filled up watter bottles with Vodka and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.

    6 - Don't post things like "FINALLY FRESH!! LOLZZZ" on Myspace. If anything, you suck big time.

    7 - DO NOT think that the upperclass girls are your best friends.. they will just laugh at you.

    8 - Don't think that you have privacy now. Once you're here.. your business is everyone else's business.

    9 - Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.

    10 - You'll never be as hot as the '07, '08, & '09 girls. So don't try.

    11 - To all freshman guys, you can't get with the class of '07 & '08 & '09 girls.

    12 - Don't try to say you're older than you really are. The way you walk, dress & talk just has freshman written all over you.

    13 - Your name is "the class of '10." HAHAHA.. enough said.

    14 - Don' t try to pull that shit "Well you were freshmen once..." STOP! We know that we were freshmen we were treated the same way! Get used to it!

    15 - The day you mess with our boyfriend/girlfriend, you'll never enjoy high school again. B*tch.

    16 - To all the freshman guys, we know your balls haven't dropped yet. That's why you still sound like Mickey Mouse. Don't go around bragging how big your dick is or how huge your balls are. We all know you're lying.

    Sincerely,
    The Classes of '07 & '08 & '09
     
  2. don

    don ello

    LoL that is pretty funny haha-rotfl
     
  3. kdotc

    kdotc 안녕하세요빅뱅K-Dragon입니다

    TO THE CLASS OF 2006!!
     
  4. mint_T

    mint_T Well-Known Member

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    I like this one

    -rotfl
     
  5. wtf...?? i still don't get it.. -huh
     
  6. loO4la

    loO4la Well-Known Member

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    O.O I don't get it either? What's so funny about that?

    Well now that I say it out loud, I guess it does sound kind of "weird" haha. But it's not that funny.
     
  7. huh?? you're makin it weirder than it is...-unsure
     
  8. loO4la

    loO4la Well-Known Member

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    Class of ten. Does that not sound weird to you? haha Whereas class of oh seven/eight/nine doesn't sound as weird.

    lol Oh, I don't know.
     
  9. don

    don ello

    yeah it does somewhat sound weird '10 in 4 years =)
     
  10. loO4la

    loO4la Well-Known Member

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    yeah like only ten people are graduating. hahah
     
  11. don

    don ello

    wtf?!?!? lol haha
     
  12. yea cuz ple are like class 06,... class 07... but then 10.. class.. 10.. one syllabl..... the Apocalypse is upon us!!!
     
  13. Nirvania

    Nirvania I'm BRACK!?

    thats mean...good thing we got nice ppl at our school
     
  14. dim8sum

    dim8sum ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪....

    lol funny -lol
     
  15. kdotc

    kdotc 안녕하세요빅뱅K-Dragon입니다

    ppl don't have to say ten..they could say...one zero lol
     
  16. Airree

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    lol but thats gay.. >< <-- not literally.. But I wouldn't want to say 1-0..

    I was just talking to my friends.. how we just made 0-9 so we wouldn't have to go around saying 1-0.

    to the First post - I love this cause its actually true.. and Its pisses me off so.

    I have always disliked the class undermine .. ever since 7th grade.. they believe they are so mature and feel the need to do things that well.. They shouldn't do at that age. And so.. Next year, I'll be in hell watching the frosh go at it everywhere in the hallways.
     
  17. if you think it's jus gon be in the hallways... you've got another thing coming... ahahhah.... literally... -rotfl
     
  18. Airree

    Airree Well-Known Member

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    lol I'm not seeing it anywhere else.. ><
     
  19. it's gonna creep up on you late at nite aswell... -shock
     
  20. Airree

    Airree Well-Known Member

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    .. >< THat's disturbing.. and disgusting.