Worse comes to worse, create a new account. You have 5 post so it isn't hard to make those again. Just have to go through all the screening process again, and hopefully they dont get mad for multiple account.. though assuming you'll abandon this account.
Not only will Chris lose the post counts, Chris will also lose the "ID" of a 05'er =( I think it would be fair to provide Chris with a name change since Chris is a loyal member -cool
Looks like someone changed his username already... all thanks to us for posting and caught the attentions of the big red man himself.