I stole this from my friends Facebook. Dont know if its been posted yet. But anyways.......In the end, combine them all. Pick the month you were born in Jan - I cuddled with Feb - I killed Mar - I ran shirtless with Apr - I raped May - I killed Jun - I banged Jul - I needed Aug - I ran naked with Sept - I stabbed Oct - I ate out Nov - I slept with Dec - I smoked with Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - the kool-aid man 02 - a horse 03 - a pornstar 04 - a toothbrush 05 - Santa Claus 06 - a bag of weed 07 - a prostitute 08 - a jew 09 - a ninja 10 - a homo 11 - Paris Hilton 12 - the trojan man 13 - a whore 14 - a cat 15 - a pickle 16 - a glass of milk 17 - a bisexual 18 - YOUR MOM (mam) 19 - an orange 20 - a crackhead 21 - a bowl of cereal 22 - an easter egg 23 - my ex 24 - a condom 25 - a jar of honey 26 - a lesbian 27 - a homeless guy 28 - a french fry 29 - your dealer 30 - a stripper 31 - Ur grandma Pick the colour of the top your wearing now.. White - Because thats how i roll Black - because im sexy as hell Pink - Because the lil people told me to Red - because I have AMAZING boobs Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous Polka Dots - because I hate my life Purple - because I'm gay Gray - because I love marijuana Other - because I have double D's Green - because I'm beautiful Orange - because I smoke crack Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose Brown - because i had to Shirtless - because I've got abs Apparently, I ate out a pornstar because thats how i roll......
April 18, Blue top: I raped your mom because I'm a pimp and you're jealous. I'm not too proud of that one...
^ tong tong my god thats so 'jun ah' (true) well here's mine -> i needed my ex because thata how i roll
I raped YOUR MOM because I love marijuana... no idea how the both are related~ lol same b'day with duchsauce
