The Story Of "AH SINGH"

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  1. Harrison

    Harrison Well-Known Member

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    The Story Of
    “AH SINGH”


    1. A Singh who is a sailor?
    >Karpal Singh


    2. A Singh who attends a Chinese wedding party?
    >Yam Singh


    3. A Singh who is digging a hole?
    >Menggali Sinqh

    4. A Singh who likes to slap people?
    >Tau Ba Singh


    5. A Singh who is a gangster?
    >SamSingh

    6. A Singh who is lost?
    >MisSingh


    7. A Singh who is noisy?
    >BisSingh


    8. A Singh who likes herbs?
    >Gin Singh

    9. A Singh who kills people?
    >AssasSingh

    10. A Sinqh with one ball?
    >BalwantSingh ( Ball One Singh)


    11. A Singh with two balls?
    >BalanSingh (as in balancing)


    12. A Singh with three balls?
    >AMAZING!!!!!!

    13. A Singh who is swimming in an iced pool?
    >KuldipSingh (Cold Deep Sink)

    14. A Singh who likes to drink soyabean milk?
    >YeohHupSingh

    15. A Singh who owns a ship that sank?
    >No lah, not Titanic Singh. He’s KaramSingh

    16. A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team?
    >Relax Singh

    17. A Singh who is a lausySingh?
    >Owtar Singh

    18. A Singh who likes roundabout?
    >PuSingh

    19. A Singh who is flying around on a broom?
    >Sou Pah Singh

    20. A Singh who is a three-star general?
    >Sam Lap Singh (Cantonese)

    21. If the Sikhs were to succeed in forming their own country what will they call their currency?
    >Mata Wang Ah Singh

    22. Then, what do you call a Singh who likes to scold people?
    >TiewNiaSinqh

    Important
    If you get this message, please send to other people. Of course this message will make people “Relax Singh”. And only Malaysian will know this mail what meaning.

    Created by W.L. Chiang (WLCHIANG_MY@HOTMAIL.COM)

    -desphinx- is wild boar animals
     
    #1 Harrison, Oct 21, 2008
    Last edited: Nov 10, 2008
  2. -Tisken-

    -Tisken- Well-Known Member

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    lmaoo!!!!!! "AMASINGH" xDDDDDD

    A singh who is very angry and says: "d*u la singh" :D:D::D:D
     
    #2 -Tisken-, Oct 21, 2008
  3. Akki

    Akki ...

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    lmao...... whoa... that was kinda hard to understand some of the answers....
     
    #3 Akki, Oct 21, 2008
  4. Phoenix

    Phoenix *~Though she be but little, she is fierce~*

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    i agree...
    outof the 22, i only understood 9 :laugh2:
     
    #4 Phoenix, Oct 21, 2008
  5. Aoes

    Aoes Well-Known Member

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    this is so wrong... but yet here i am laffing... at misSingh and Amazing!
     
    #5 Aoes, Oct 21, 2008
  6. Phil

    Phil 香港 PA 社團 揸Fap 人

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    A Singh who can sing
    Gor Singh？ lol
    yer, i only like understood a couple, a couple was like wtf? if i didnt look at the ( hints)
     
    #6 Phil, Oct 22, 2008
  7. mr_evolution

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    :wtf:
     
    #7 mr_evolution, Oct 22, 2008
  8. jazlynnyee

    jazlynnyee Fantabulous!!!

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    lol...this piece is definitely originally from Malaysia! i'll do some explaination for those who don't get it :D

    1. >Karpal Singh (he's a famous politician from the opposition party in Malaysia...kapal in Malay means ship)


    2. >Yam Singh (yum seng...cheers in English...im sure u guys know this)


    3. >Menggali Sinqh (digging in Malay is Menggali...referring to Bengali people)

    4. >Tau Ba Singh (lol...tao ba sing...slapping in cantonese..most of u will know this too)


    5. >SamSingh (samseng is gangster in Malay)

    6. >MisSingh (English: missing...im sure u guys know this     )


    7.     >BisSingh (bising in Malay is noisy)


    8. >Gin Singh     (referring to ginseng..this shouldn't be a problem too)

    9. >AssasSingh     (assassin...no problem with this too right?)

    10. >BalwantSingh ( Ball One Singh)


    11. >BalanSingh (as in balancing)


    12. >AMASingh!! (as in AMAZING)

    13. >KuldipSingh (Cold Deep Sink)

    14. >YeohHupSingh (Yeoh Hiap Seng, a company manufacturing soybean milk packets)

    15. >No lah, not Titanic Singh. He’s KaramSingh (KaramSingh is a very common name for Bengali ppl...karam in malay is sink)

    16. >Relax Singh (i don't get this too personally, apart from pointing out the word relaxing)

    17. >Owtar Singh (owtar is a chinese slang in Malaysia & Singapore...referring to something in very bad quality)

    18. >PuSingh (Pusing in Malay is spinning)

    19. >Sou Pah Singh (literally means ppl who brings bad luck..shouldn't be a problem to those who understand canto)

    20. >Sam Lap Singh(3 star in Canto...)

    21. >Mata Wang Ah Singh (mata wang asing in Malay means foreign currencies)

    22. >TiewNiaSinqh (lol..i don think i need to explain this at all) :p
     
    #8 jazlynnyee, Oct 22, 2008
    Last edited: Oct 25, 2008
  9. Akki

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    ^ thanks Jaz for the explanation.... clearly i don't understand Malaysian
     
    #9 Akki, Oct 23, 2008
  10. uryu

    uryu Well-Known Member

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    i dun get it :[
     
    #10 uryu, Oct 23, 2008
  11. ab289

    ab289 Well-Known Member

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    hhmm .. funny. but of course it helps with the explanation.
     
    #11 ab289, Oct 23, 2008
  12. brown_bear

    brown_bear ☆‧° ☆﹒﹒‧ ☆ ﹒﹒‧☆‧° ☆

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    WOKAKAKAKAKAKA...THAS GREATTT....!!!....:laugh:...

    MY FAVESSS

    2. A Singh who attends a Chinese wedding party? >>Yam Singh
    4. A Singh who likes to slap people? >>Tau Ba Singh
    6. A Singh who is lost? >>MissSingh
    8. A Singh who likes herbs? >>Gin Singh
    9. A Singh who kills people? >>AssasSingh
    12. A Singh with three balls? >>AMAZING!!!!!! (AMA-SINGH)
    16. A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team? >>Relax Singh
    19. A Singh who is flying around on a broom? >>Sou Bah Singh
    20. A Singh who is a three-star general? >>Sam Lap Singh (Canto)
     
    #12 brown_bear, Oct 24, 2008