What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers What's white and goes up? A confused snowflake What wobbles and flies? A jelly-copter What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper What's the fastest thing in water? A motor pike What's furry and minty? A polo bear What do you get if you cross a sheep with a grasshopper? A wooly jumper What is black and white and noisy? A zebra with a drum kit What do you call a man who used to be interested in tractors? An ex-tractor fan What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate What's brown and sweet and glides around an ice rink? Bourneville and Dean How did the Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam What's orange and fizzy and comes down the chimney at Christmas? Fanta Claus! Hear about the man that collected five thousand door knockers? He won a nobel prize How much must you know to be an auctioneer? Lots What cereals do cats like? Mice Crispies Which players in an orchestra can't you trust? The fiddlers An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see his flatmate How do hedgehogs make love? Very carefully What did baby corn say to mummy corn? Where's popcorn? How do cows subtract? With a cow-culator
heyyy i likey some of the cracker jokes =/ out of all the ones up there...i likey this one the most....-lol
