1. A guy’s attention span depletes or even heads in the negative zone the second you mention another guy. 2. 7/10 times we never like your guy friends. We just lie cause we know it would make us look like an asshole. 3. Don’t ever ask if you’re better than our ex, it just brings back old memories and gets us angry. 4. We know how often the “time of the month” comes, so don’t let it become the “time of the relationship” 5. Girls’ peeing is not attractive, in any way. 6. 80% of us guys can’t text message as fast as you, so when you’re waiting on a text back give us a small window to type. 7. If you’re with us we will wear a jacket/sweater not for our own warmth but to give it to you later when you get cold, please accept it graciously. 8. Over 1000 things go through our head when you don’t pick up or text back. 9. Be careful what you tease us about; we’re a bit self-conscious too. 10. Sex cannot be used as a birthday/Christmas gift unless you’re a virgin. Though we won’t complain, we’re still expecting something else. 11. Only guys pass gas, don’t try to prove us otherwise; a guy farting is hilarious, a girl farting is delirious. 12. If you ask us to play video games as a date, don’t be surprised at the “Are you a boy?” or “What the fuck?” the first time. ANY guy would be surprised to hear their girlfriend would rather go head to head in Halo than watch “The Notebook”. 13. We limit ourselves 3 chick flicks a month, choose wisely. 14. Never take us to see the movie "just friends" we will take it the complete wrong way . 15. When you don’t call, we get just as mad as you do. 16. NEVER try to make a date on the night of Superbowl Sunday (unless it includes prepping chicken wings DURING THE DAY), you will get shutdown like cable on a late bill. 17. Making the first move gets tiring; girls take what you want from time to time. 18. We ask our boys for advice, if we didn’t do the right thing in a sticky situation, don’t blame us, blame them. 19. If you get a shitty Christmas/birthday present it’s not our fault, blame your friends for not helping us. Or we spent so much time debating on what to get you we got you whatever compliments your eyes. 20. If you call at 2AM and we don't shut you out, there's a reason. 21. Elementary school rule: If we tease you to your face, it means we like you. 22. If we could have it our way; we’d be the only guy you talk to but we can’t so we learn to live with it. 23. If you had something with one of our boys, you’re off limits for 2-12 weeks. Don’t take it the wrong way if we come off the wrong way, we’re just keeping safe distance. 24. We can tell when you send a friend of yours to spy. 25. Don’t get jealous if you see us talking to another girl, we’re with you for a reason. 26. Teasing us and not following through is the worst type of torture. It angers and confuses us. 27. If we always have a certain piece of clothing on (i.e. hat, wristband), please refrain from taking it. 28. We are allowed to take your headband. 29. A girl can give us super strength, or super weakness. 30. You make our IQ's double. 31. A guy will go extreme lengths to get a smile. 32. If we look you dead and the eye and say anything, it is mandatory you remember it 33. If you play a sport invite us to a game and tell us you want to show us off to your team, it makes us feel good. 34. If you dance with a guy we like we usually won’t care, as long as you give us your best effort. And if you do dance with another guy don’t think we won’t dance with other girls. 35. Let us treat you, buying you lunch and taking you to ice cream make us happy, just don’t think about taking advantage of it. 36. Don’t ever say you don’t want a birthday or Christmas present, we both know it’s a lie. 37. If it’s clearly obvious that we want to kiss you and haven’t, help us out and go for it. 38. In fights we tend to swear a lot, it’s not our fault; it’ s just testosterone build up. 39. If we get mad about everything, it’s because we don’t want to lose you. 40. We will tell you the last guy you were with is an asshole for what he did. The irony is that we were never happier for what it was. 41. If we offer to walk you home, don’t argue and don’t make excuses. Grab our hands and make us take the long way back. 42. Guys will laugh when you try to sing to a rap song, especially with Lil’ Wayne. 43. "Sorry" is the most frequently used word from a guy, can we make “it’s okay” the most from a girl? 44. Seeing you cry makes us want to destroy the closest living thing possible. 45. Sometimes we honestly have no idea what the hell we did to get the silent treatment, so after an hour we expect you tell us. 46. If you’re going to chase/follow/stalk/creep/etc. be prepared to get called n it after we catch you the 3rd time anything earlier we either want you to admit something or just to fuck off. 47. We expect you to come to our games, wear our number, and cheer us on. 48. We hate the fact that your best friend knows everything about us, but it goes both ways so we can't do anything about it. 49. Our sports come before you, no questions. 50. Some nights we just want to play video games with our friends, don't take it personally. 51. You're not the centre of our attention until you have a ring on your finger, we have dreams too you know. 52. Make a good first impression on my mom; that is if you ever want to go back to my house. 53. We hate it when we're in the middle of a conversation and you just stop and go "oh wait, nevermind" or "oh it's not important". We DO mind, and it IS important. 54.Guys do worry about realizing whether they are there for you, or just plain whipped. If we’re going over the line do us a big favor and let us know. 55. Rejection may suck, but leading a guy on is million times worse. 56.Playing hard to get can also be described as being a BITCH. Some guys like a challenge but that’s a very small percentage, so try not to be a bitch. 57. We know "I was drunk" is the never the reason. 58. Girls smoking or dipping is disgusting. 59. We may lose play fights with you, but never think you can actually beat us up. Guys don't like chicks that can hit harder than they can. 60. A mission is still a mission, no matter who's asking. 61. No matter how much you ask or bug us, we refuse to be mushy around our friends. 62. My parents didn't raise a chump so don't try to make me one. 63. This is how it works, we watch the Notebook, now you have to watch Bat Man. 64. once we get mad at you, you have to be ready to do anything for us to make us happy again I love #6 its so true too lol. I found this on FB btw.
#7 corny lame line! i wear it for myself brother... but if ya cold obviously... #1 thats all u need to remember
lol i was Drunk ....... would work if they had a Shit or BeenTai Bf, but most of these could lead to a Breakup lol , better Learn Lades :naughty:
lol that woud be so Gay, having a Tank Girlfriend lol, its like, u running behind her and her protecting u when stuff happens, but then again, u aint gotta do much and let her do the fighting =P and even better if shes the one working u 軟飯王s
^no... #10 is based on criteria... we'd never say no, but we'd expect moar... the only exception would be if something "unexpected" happens
How about... We go and watch Ironman, REPEATEDLY, and you pay for it every single time Or even better, we go and watch Dark Knight, stop nagging about those retarded comedies.
