Simple Math

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by AC0110, Apr 12, 2007.

  1. AC0110

    AC0110 Let the Fun Begin

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    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%..

    How about achieving 103%?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    What makes up 100% in life?

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

    While Hard work and knowledge will get you close,

    And, Attitude will get you there,

    Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!!!
     
  2. kdotc

    kdotc 안녕하세요빅뱅K-Dragon입니다

    this is BS lol
     
  3. Vinnie_boy

    Vinnie_boy Well-Known Member

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    hahaha omg in some ways this is true yet in some ways this is total BS!!
     
  4. AC0110

    AC0110 Let the Fun Begin

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    Yes... MotherF*cker will get you to heaven...
     
  5. hiake

    hiake Vardøgr of da E.Twin

    LOL. This is kind of silly.

    Plus, hardwork only get close to 100% but hardworker or hardworking get you OVER 100% too.
     
  6. sp-lork

    sp-lork Well-Known Member

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    ^ lol...that's true....
     
  7. apollon

    apollon Well-Known Member

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    lmao ... i love this. Hilarious.
     
  8. ^totaalllyyy Agreee! Xd
     
  9. whoaitselaine

    whoaitselaine Well-Known Member

    lol brilliant-bigclap
     
  10. haha its interesting and all, but needless to say... its obviously mathematically flawed hahahaha

    but still good nonetheless haha
     
  11. happychic

    happychic Well-Known Member

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    Thats funny - but who comes up with this stuff?
     
  12. ^prolly got it from someone else :p

    maybe from another forum?!?!?! -shock
     
  13. g9news

    g9news Well-Known Member

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    Now I can understand how some useless people can get to the top.
     
  14. blpaulina

    blpaulina Member

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    OMG....it's true.lol
     
  15. xiaojia

    xiaojia Well-Known Member

    lol.. n i was expecting some maths... funny crap you have there
     
  16. yoyolib

    yoyolib Member

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    if only it really worked out that wayyy.
     
  17. ch0ps7ix

    ch0ps7ix Well-Known Member

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    hahahahah.....funniest part is its true.....hahaha...
     
  18. jonjonk

    jonjonk Well-Known Member

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    lmao pretty good
     
  19. zoom_zoom

    zoom_zoom Well-Known Member

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    lol... this is so true in the corporate world
     
  20. colormyworld

    colormyworld Member

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    i think you have too much time on your hands...haha