Pick-up lines!!!

lol this is just for fun, i don't expect anyone to use these -shock

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE / FUNNIEST PICK-UP LINES?!?!

I'll start:
Hmm, my phone seems to be missing your number. -whistle

 

You really remind me of someone ... My dad/ex-boyfriend/uncle/brother/grandpa.

 

O_O

is that a good thing or a bad thing lol

 

^See, that prompted curiosity from you right? So it's a good pick-up line.

 

LOL. my bad haha -whistle

 

boy: do you have a bandage?
girl: no why?
boy: because i scraped my knee when i fell for you.
=]

 

Cuteee... =)

 

i got this one a few nights ago...
"do u have a last name?"
"why?"
"cause u can have mine"

 

HI....lets fuck

 

girl, you are so sexy, I'm so into you it's I'm like a fly on a pile of very seductive manuer.

 

i lost my phone number, can i have yours?

guy: did it hurt?
girl: huh?
guy: did it hurt falling from heaven?

*guy gives hand to girl*
guy: can you hold this while we have a walk in the park?

 

Wow Kdotc... u should u really use this pick up line when u go out...
maybe u will get a kick in the nuts...=)

 

^ You never know, he might get lucky. Law of probability, someone gotta say yes if he ask enough people.

 

probability, what's is it? let's be nice and say 1% that he gets lucky, that's probably way too high.
so let's say he asks 100 girls, he'll get lucky once... and kicked in the balls how many times??? haha


guy:what's on your face??
girl:what what get it off get it off
guy: o it's just your beautiful eyes

 

"If I say you have a great body will you hold it against me?"

 

nothing comes for free i guess...
and i guess he thinks its worth it anyway...or else he will be clogging the showers

 

"Here is 20 bucks. You'll get the other 20 when we're done."

 

hahaha omg...i wonder what kind of places u guys go to?

 

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

 

"You clean your pants with windex? Cause I can see myself in them" hahaha