Pencil in Penis X_X

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 小小, Feb 17, 2006.

  1. 小小

    小小 (゚ー゚)(。_。)(゚ー゚)(。_。) afk

    Pencil in penis backfires

    A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

    Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

    So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

    Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

    Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

    "Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

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    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html?menu=news.quirkies
     
  2. 小小

    小小 (゚ー゚)(。_。)(゚ー゚)(。_。) afk

    awwww....... man thats gotta hurt

    hasnt this guy heard of a small wonder pill called viagra......

    guess not -whistle
     
    #2 小小, Feb 17, 2006
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  3. Haneo

    Haneo Well-Known Member

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    I've read about this too. Ouch...
     
  4. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    fucking ouch!
     
  5. shhh lips

    shhh lips Well-Known Member

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    what kinda pencil was it? mechanical? wooden? had an eraser on the end?
     
  6. naruto1314

    naruto1314 Well-Known Member

    omg dumb ass
     
  7. 小小

    小小 (゚ー゚)(。_。)(゚ー゚)(。_。) afk

    ah that my friend is a very gd q

    all the article said is a very thin pencil so i dunno -lol
     
  8. miss_pinky

    miss_pinky Active Member

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    hahahahaha........... that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard....... lol.....
    good review....... lmao...
     
  9. 小小

    小小 (゚ー゚)(。_。)(゚ー゚)(。_。) afk

    rite on ....... a frigging numb nut :p
     
  10. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    well..atleast he got his 15min of fame...haaa
     
  11. 小小

    小小 (゚ー゚)(。_。)(゚ー゚)(。_。) afk

    .........and hours of pain and humiliation

    harhar....that is true as well -lol
     
    #11 小小, Feb 18, 2006
    Last edited: Feb 18, 2006
  12. hkm91450

    hkm91450 Well-Known Member

    Ouch! But what a stupid idea to begin with
     
  13. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    i'm gues this guy will have a ton more stupid ideas...
     
  14. 小小

    小小 (゚ー゚)(。_。)(゚ー゚)(。_。) afk

    hahaha yeah, probably sumthing like this

    hvent heard of a condom so i sewed the lips of my penis together hahaha
     
  15. Haneo

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    If viagra doesn't work for him then I wonder what he's gonna try next lol
     
  16. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    who knows..a pen perhaps..haaa..nice one drag..haa
     
  17. Haneo

    Haneo Well-Known Member

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    Hehe, don't you mean a 'thin' pen?
     
  18. naruto1314

    naruto1314 Well-Known Member

    lol
     
  19. jayo

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    thats funnt
     
  20. Sexygundam

    Sexygundam Well-Known Member

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    :( Poor guy all this just for sex I mean he is a bit stupid I mean he's sticking a peice of wood (from trees) into his penice -_-2 ...Oh god it sounds so PAINFUL!