I awoke knowing Armageddon was eminent. The pain in my stomach made it clear that an eruption of catastrophic proportions was at hand. Throwing caution to the wind, I made my way to work, fighting the pain in my stomach I made my way to the office. “Good, at least I know I’m safe here” I thought to myself. Not long after I had settled in, the pain in my gut became unbearable. Rushing into the men’s room, I secure the stall behind me and prepared the seat for docking. Not long after docking, the gates of hell opened and explosions of magnitudes only measurable in megatons have been unleashed. As wave after wave of explosions echo in the silence of the room, I hear the door open and someone walking in. I fight the urge to continue in an attempt to confirm what I heard. There I sat, in a dead silent room, waiting, listening for something to happen. The wait was cut short as the silence of the room was shattered by a shriek of terror. “OH MY GOD!!!” the man screamed rushing out the room. Knowing the man would cause a scene, I scramble to finish. Washed my hands and darted out the door. Not long after I had made my escape, hoards of people surrounded the men's room. Curious employees flock to hear what all the fuss was about. Where was I? I was in the same crowd, listening in on the countless conversations with a huge grin on my face. Several hours have passed and chatter of the incident still looms the busy office. “I wonder who is was.” “Who was it?” “Was it him?” No body knows, except me.
whoa kontradiction... that was.... whoa... how did you make taking a shit so epic ? i don't know, but i give it a thumbs up !
