HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE : I must've been given your share. HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE : Your face must turn a few heads. SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE : Okay, get out. HE : I think I could make you very happy. SHE : Why? Are you leaving? HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE : Can I have your name? SHE : Why? Don't you already have one? HE : Shall we go see a movie? SHE : I've already seen it. HE : Where have you been all my life? SHE : Hiding from you. HE : Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE : Is this seat empty? SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE : So, what do you do for a living? SHE : I'm a female impersonator. HE : Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE : Do not enter. HE : Your body is like a temple. SHE : Sorry, there are no services today. HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
lol the thread should be 'how to be mean with a guy/girl...' no point in always picking on the boys... -lol
-worship this is awesome. u can crush their hearts just like that.-lol makes me wish i was a girl for just one day -noclue
^ It is one twisted reason to want to be a girl... @_@b I am sure if guy ever do the same to a girl, he's never going to walk again... -devil Enemy of girls!
I have a feeling these conversations are for uber-hot women to drive away unwanted attentions... not sure.
Trick is, if you know how to laugh it off and have turn it around on them (or at least show that you're not affected by something like that), then it puts the guy in position. Girls that are tired of lame guys throws these tests out. Gotta learn how to beat those tests HE : Your body is like a temple. (<---- this line sucks anyways, but it's just a demonstration) SHE : Sorry, there are no services today. HE: Great! I'm only religious Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and the occasional Sundays anyways. Guys should avoid using any of the "He:" lines in the original post anyways, they suck.
