How do I get my girlfriend to start smoking?

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  1. Anon

    Anon Well-Known Member

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    How do I get my girlfriend to start smoking? Any tricks you can tell me?
    I tried to offer her some, but she won't ever. One time I ask her to close her eyes for a surprise and I put a cigarette in her mouth, but she just coughed it out, damn...I even asked her to hold one because she really looks so hot and then I walk away from her so people think she smoke, but she just throw it on the ground. <_<

    Any tricks I can use!? I am desperate. This is not a joke. I want her to smoke!
     
  2. mint_T

    mint_T Well-Known Member

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    WTH? Are you on crack or something? I'm surprised your gf hasn't already dumped you! What a moron (referring to U!!) *rolls eyes*...
     
  3. shy

    shy Well-Known Member

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    Hey, how do I get you to jump off a roof???

    How can you even try to push an addiction on somebody that you supposedly care about???! Think about it, and then please proceed to jump off the roof after you realize what a jerk you are!
     
  4. lionheart

    lionheart Well-Known Member

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    and i want you to die.......seriously..
     
  5. wguan_86

    wguan_86 Well-Known Member

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    LOL
    how old are you kiddo?
     
  6. mystery

    mystery Well-Known Member

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    word.
     
  7. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    just cause its an awesome thread man..right on...hahaah...
     
  8. drakan

    drakan Well-Known Member

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    that's like kissing an ashtray imho.
     
  9. sitorbewwi

    sitorbewwi Well-Known Member

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    I think she's an awesome girlfriend for not smoking <_< ..
     
  10. renegade_cash

    renegade_cash Well-Known Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG you're such a f*ckface that its funny, GJ dude you made my day... so im going to help you!!! MAYBE you can hotbox an entire room but use cigs instead of weed and then lock your gf in it. After shes addicted she have to start smoking =)... btw if she doesnt dump your ass after you try that then you should consider marrying her LOL good luck
     
  11. lionheart

    lionheart Well-Known Member

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    indeed she is..but she is an idiot to be dating a freaking retard like you, anon.
    you should change your name to anal, which means ASS!
     
  12. harris

    harris Well-Known Member

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    ROFL THIS IS FUNNY. kiddo. u got owned.
    btw i wanna ask something do u want her 2 smoke so u dont have to pay for ciggies? or what?
     
  13. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    cause he thinks it will make her sexy..either way..man..damn good thread...
     
  14. AVANT

    AVANT Well-Known Member

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    I keep having friends that tell me they are trying to quit the habit, not support it. This guys' a real catch! hahaha.
     
  15. taichi_masta

    taichi_masta Well-Known Member

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    If that stubborn gf of yours won't start smoking, I say you dump her and find one that will! Make sure she smokes at least a pack a day, that way, she's less likely to quit on you =P
     
  16. Felix

    Felix Active Member

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    lmao...this guy is whack. i don't think he'll ever come back here to reply. lol
     
  17. kelvatron88

    kelvatron88 Active Member

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    anon, u sir are retarded beyond comprehension.
     
  18. renegade_cash

    renegade_cash Well-Known Member

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    booo you guys are all haters now that guy wont come back!
     
  19. Aznguy123

    Aznguy123 Well-Known Member

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    girls are sexy WHEN THEY DON'T SMOKE .........

    Girl smoke looks hella ugly :p



    dont push anyone to do, wat they dont want to do
     
  20. bliss1314

    bliss1314 Active Member

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    omg ? u kidding ? how can a guy prefer their gf to be a smoker ... lolz
     
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