Ever had crap fall on you?

Discussion in 'The Rant Section' started by hadouken, Nov 6, 2005.

  1. I wonder what the odds are but i've probably crapped on my birds at least 3 times so far and you know what? the stains stay on pretty hard no matter how hard ya try to scrub with water. i goes away with the washing machine but if you have to run to a sink it'll stay on still. Sealgul, pigeons i usually run for cover when there's a whole flock on top of me because they'll likely bomb down on you.
     
  2. Scolls

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    I've had my fair share of crap in my lifetime already, that's for sure!
     
  3. b-lee

    b-lee ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ

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    Been crapped on once when I was in grade 9 playing bball with some friends. Luckily it only hit my hand and not my head lol.
     
  4. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    y u crapping on ur birds man...haaa...i've had a bird crap on my pizza while i was walking and eating it....talk about good aim.....
     
  5. b-lee

    b-lee ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ

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    ^lol
    reminded me of the time when i was about 10? a seagul flew down, grabbed my pizza and dropped it on the ground.... no joke this was at centre island
    damn birds! :spank:
     
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  6. one time bike ride when i was like 10 bird crapped right in the centre of my head you know the bald spot lol. omg so accurate. :rant:
     
  7. wow thats like gettin hit by lightening
     
  8. Moki

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    i got alotta crap fallen on my car but not myself
     
  9. brownishmarker

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    lol ive had friends get crap in ther hair and people keep asking them if its paint hahahaha... sadly my hair being shorter usually if i get craped on in the head i get to feel the egglikeness run down my head >,<... joy
     
  10. yae

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    i got crap on my hand once from walking when i was little and didn't know what was it at that time ...i was suprise ..something covered my hand all of a sudden
     
  11. htp314

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    It only happend to me once, by a freakin seagull
     
  12. OTL

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    YES, it happened a few months ago ... I just wanted to eat my Dominion chicken in peace -.-v
     
  13. imisu

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    i was at a bus stop with a group of people, and some bird crapped on a girl next to me, it bounced off her cap and splashed over my face and hair. hmph, i was freaked out a bit.
     
  14. dduc

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    wow, i never shared my stories of being crapped on before but since so many of you came out of the closet with it i'll share too. : ] so far i've been crapped on twice, once in fifth grade. i was just standing outside in the playground when a pigeon decided to practice its aim, luckily i had coat and a hood on. the second time was last summer, i wasn't even sure what took a shot at me, i mean i had a roof over my head for crying out loud. it was like watery, white, black and greenish, really nasty. :crying:
     
  15. aichideoando

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    I share the same experience. Those seagulls and I don't even live near the ocean.
     
  16. Wai2x

    Wai2x Well-Known Member

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    wow that's unlucky, i've never had shit fall o me although my friend looked up as it fell once... the worst bit her mouth was open..*cringe*
     
  17. hkm91450

    hkm91450 Well-Known Member

    I've had seagull crap fall on my shoulder while playing soccer... My friend had a bird that was flying over her, pee on her ... i think its bound to happen because dont they gotta go too:)
     
  18. jkayu

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    those damn seagulls. they're all over my freakn' skewl. i almost got crapped on while i was running in p.e class a few yrs. ago. it missed me by like a inch.
     
  19. ipepsi

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    got atttack by them onces before.....
     
  20. Popularasian

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    i once hit a bird during tennis by accidnet..