Q: What do you call a girl named Jennifer who is on a swim team? A: Hydro-Jen Q: What weapon can you make from the chemicals Potassium, Nickel and Iron? A: A KNiFe. Q: What did the Italian chemist say when he became becalmed whilst sailing? A: Avagadro (I've a gotta row) Q: How many atoms in a guacamole? A: Avocado's number. Two men sit on their porch and stare at a car from across the street. One man says: That CARBON there for days. Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions. What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium Hydrogen atom: Someone just stole my electron! Policeman: Are you sure? Hydrogen atom: Yes, I'm positive! A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, "For you, no charge!!!" Anyone have any maths jokes they want to share?
-rotfl -lol That's freaking hilarious! hahahaa I don't get this one: Q: What weapon can you make from the chemicals Potassium, Nickel and Iron? A: A KNiFe. -huh
You have to have taken chemistry to understand most of these jokes Their element symbols. Potassium = K Nickel = Ni Iron = Fe
if science was fun i wouldn't get 50 in science since gr7 lol..and fail physics in gr11..and i wanted to be a doctor or pharmacist..so much work..ther periodic table is evill..so much to memorizee
well dunno if this is a joke for maths but meh a funny acronym for BPDMSA that our prof taught us (some ppl use BODMAS OR BIDMAS etc but we used BPDMSA =P) Busty Prostitutes Demand More Sex Applicances say does peter remind u of someone u and me know -rolleyes ( well me not very well =P)
A Slice Of Pi ^^v ****************** 3.14159265358979 1640628620899 23172535940 881097566 5432664 09171 036 5
Here's a pharmacist joke A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face. "What did you do that for?" the man asks. "Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?" The man says, "No, but my wife out in the car still does!" More math jokes: Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8(ate) 9 Okay, that one was pretty lame... but did you know that 5 out of every 4 people have a problem with fractions?
iono if this qualifies as a joke, but my chem teacher loves to say this. "okay when someone asks you why HCl is an ionic compound, just say 'ACID so.' HAHAHAHHAHAH." he's such a loser. xD
hmm... not so much. Check your math again There are middle terms when you do (a + b)^n This one's very old, but i'll throw it up anyways.
