LOL! hahahaha fuken jokes -bigclap hmm.. i wonder what moses did with the foreskin? kinda gross though, if this verse is true i suspect the son in question was probably rollin on the ground in agony... talk about insensitive parenting. Why mention the dung?! its like an afterthought... wtf, the author could have just left it alone, but noooooo. I bet this one goes down well when its preached in church. Seminal emissions ftw -coolio Bah, If you tried to exclude people on these grounds today you could be sued for discrimination. Lol, i guess all those sky deuces from the bathroom rafters wont just get me in trouble with maintenance, but il probably be goin to hell as well. God may be all powerful, but i guess he cant stand the site of poo. -pirate
well, it was either his foreskin or his life. i'm pretty sure he'd rather have his life than his foreskin. aka entrails. ooh the gore.
lol pff no, people on the internets have already done that hard work, im just reposting the fruits of their labour.
Huh...I thought adultery was a sin...Onan was a dead man either way? The writers of the Bible are hypocrites. This writer used alot of imaginative metaphors. I used to think the bible was rate PG. This thread has warped my mind...
Peachy, the first quote of yours. In bible times or jewish times or watever if you married someone but died before having any children your brother was obliged to take ur wife as his and have children under your name so itd be as if you had a child. this was sorta to insure that you had a heir to your property n shit. By purposefully not giving his brothers wife a child he was not fulfilling his obligation to his brother
LOL if that was in a girls school thatd be soo crack hahaha i spose that quote is spose to inspire them to get into his good books fast.. but its totally inspiring something else... heh