The UK's Very Own Ninja - The SHADOW!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ralphrepo, Aug 29, 2011.

  1. ralphrepo

    ralphrepo Well-Known Member

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    His wife doesn't think him strange? :xd:

    [video=youtube;EpZbNAdOy7g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpZbNAdOy7g[/video]

    If he was lurking around the bushes in the US, he would likely have gotten shot already... -roflyawn
     
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  2. MrCooperS

    MrCooperS Well-Known Member

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    LOL he does look pretty bad ass. But he's also trying too hard with the stances and the way he walks. Aren't there laws against this kind of stuff? What if I mistaken him as a thief??
     
  3. ultim8camper

    ultim8camper Well-Known Member

    WOW ..... i think we have a possible dilf in our hands
     
  4. ralphrepo

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    IMHO, he's fulfilling some sort of cinema generated criteria of standard Ninja locomotion. That is, a Ninja requisitely moves in that fashion and doesn't walk like regular commoners. In psychiatry, it's called an exaggerated sense of being bordering megalomania. His distinctive manner of walking sets him apart from regular people and, in his mind's world, is what demonstrates to others his superior nature. But, in reality, it is a classic defense mechanism of a severe and crushing inferiority complex; ie. "look at me, I'm special!"
     
  5. meh.... i want to see him run on walls and cling to ceilings using shurikens....
     
  6. ralphrepo

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    The old Velcro, static electricity, or blue screen and wire work; aka, the "Ancient Ninja's Secret Art of Ascending Vertical Structures & Making It Look Easy," LOL...
     
  7. bbgirlsum

    bbgirlsum Well-Known Member

    He looks like Frank Lampard.. Ewwwww.. lolz


    Well at least he's trying to protect the public whilst the cops aren't allowed to do sweet FA or it takes them 24 hours just to come and resolve a problem! The pigs are useless in UK I'm afraid, all they are good at is to fine people on the roads... :facepalm:
     
  8. kevin

    kevin RAWR!

    he duh crazy, you can't make money from that! Sword made from foam, useless if they have a gun lol.
     
  9. ralphrepo

    ralphrepo Well-Known Member

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    It's the old hand in the pocket pretending to be a pistol. The public only fears him because they THINK he's armed with a sword. Once they find out he's only carrying a foam stick, they'll kick his ass.
     
  10. intraland

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    and then he publicly announced it to the world on this video. wonder if he has a backup stick. one of those collapsable ones.