Toilet Seat

Discussion in 'Health, Beauty, and Fashion' started by negiqboyz, Apr 11, 2010.

  1. negiqboyz

    negiqboyz Well-Known Member

    I'd like to install electronic toilet seat in all my bathroom at home; however, I am not sure which brand is good and the average cost these days. I found some with prices ranging from $300 to >$1000.

    I looking at some where in between depending on the functions. Anyway, can ya'll suggest a good one .. ones you have used or have at home. Please post the web link to where I can purchase it too. Don't just throw out brand. Thanks!
     
  2. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

    You know you have too much money when....

    hahaha I'm kidding, this looks like a fun toy:

    http://www.biolifetechnologies.com/


    I want one. I need to feel the soft touch of its oscillating cleanse nozzles on my anus. I need it to deodorize the pungent musk of my deuce as it warms my bottom during a cold night of intense defecation. I want it to blast warm air down my crack before softly closing and beeping its farewell to me as it begins its anti-bacterial cycle; washing away the diseased, disgusting remnants of my chocolate ass grogan. :smiling:
     
    #2 fearless_fx, Apr 12, 2010
    Last edited: Apr 12, 2010
  3. ^ talk about descriptive literature.... -lol
     
  4. negiqboyz

    negiqboyz Well-Known Member

    @ fear .. no need for the full descript buddy .. lol but thx for the link.

    @ dan .. come on now .. i thought you had something useful .. sigh..
     
  5. sorry dude lol i know jack all about toilets........

    all i care and love for is the old hand flush toilets with the soft charmin toilet paper roll on the side that doesn't feel like you're grating your ahnoos with a cheese grater.. the old school system saves you some monies on water, electricity on the works, and the uncomfortable sensation of getting a jet of water squirted upwards.

    good luck on your search though!
     
  6. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

    mm... those 'efficient' low-water flush toilets are crap (no pun intended... honest). You have to flush twice most of the time anyway.
     
  7. patunicity

    patunicity Active Member

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    didnt know abt this info
     
  8. yeah if your nuking it :kekekegay: