The Great Debate

Discussion in 'Health, Beauty, and Fashion' started by kontradictions, Feb 24, 2009.

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A or B

  1. A

    12.5%
  2. B

    75.0%
  3. I'm kontradictions - A and B at the same time

    12.5%
  1. kontradictions

    kontradictions Well-Known Member

  2. Aoes

    Aoes Well-Known Member

    none of the above...

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  3. kontradictions

    kontradictions Well-Known Member

    You're still going to have to reach for TP or you'll end up with water on your ass when you pull up your chones.
     
  4. Aoes

    Aoes Well-Known Member

    #4 Aoes, Feb 24, 2009
    Last edited: Feb 25, 2009
  5. kontradictions

    kontradictions Well-Known Member

    That takes so much longer than reaching for a roll of TP.
     
  6. The_Jelly

    The_Jelly NSFW? :P

    For me it doesn't matter because I never change the TP roll and I'll use it regardless of "A" or "B".
     
  7. front obviously.

    when you unroll the TP, and fold it to wipe your ass, you have the soft side of the TP on the outside, thus feels better when caressing your anus.

    It feels better than having the non soft side gratting your anus.

    Furthermore, having it at the front facilitates the folding of the TP such that the soft side can be folded correctly.

    Lastly, those who roll the TP via the back are gay.

    In conclusion, roll at the front. It is the right way.
     
  8. Aoes

    Aoes Well-Known Member

    dood... thanks for going above and beyond in sharing how u caress ur anus m8... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....
     
  9. It was merely a suggestions for readers to do so, if they wish. It doesn't mean I follow my own advice.
     
  10. kontradictions

    kontradictions Well-Known Member

    I would also have to agree with dann with the "B" configuration. However, my reasoning behind it is completely different.

    With the "A" configuration, the TP sits flush to the wall or whatever you have the holder mounted to. This is very dangerous when it comes to dropping morning thunder. Reaching over for toilet paper set up with configuration "A" will result in chafed knuckles, especially when you're half asleep and the roll is new.
     
  11. negiqboyz

    negiqboyz Well-Known Member

    BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

    that's the obvious choice .. just easier to roll ..lol .. can't nasty like ya'll up there .. lol
     
  12. Another argument for configuration B:

    Experiment it yourself. Which configuration flows better, and is easier to grab? B obviously.

    The better the flow, the quicker it gets to your ass, and thus get out of that smelly washroom.

    Furthermore, for those of you who use toilet paper to blow your nose, B configuration is the more efficient way to go.
     
  13. kontradictions

    kontradictions Well-Known Member

    What kind of moron would blow their nose at the same place he/she takes a dump?
     
  14. Aoes

    Aoes Well-Known Member

    as a veteran of dealing with morning thunder... sometimes i'm just too bloody tired... and too fcked up to deal with tp... just jump in the shower... there's a reason they man made hand held showers with pulsating action...
     
  15. dude, i don't know, but i see too many people do it -________________-;;
     
  16. [N]

    [N] RATED [ ]

    :shifty:......WE'RE SAVING TREES!
     
  17. kontradictions

    kontradictions Well-Known Member

    Rofl. That's one thing I refuse to do.
    It's basically clearing out your sinuses to be bombarded with shit smell straight from the source.
     
  18. xmichelly

    xmichelly Well-Known Member

    ahahah you guys, overshare!!
    i had to check my toilet paper before i knew which side i used -lol
     
  19. negiqboyz

    negiqboyz Well-Known Member

    dudes .. ya'll are getting more nastier with each post .. the shower one kills it .. who the fuck do that unless you're freaking baby which is understandable. just gross to hop in the shower without first cleaning it .. urgggggggggggggggggggggg
     
  20. Aoes

    Aoes Well-Known Member

    ^dood... if u think bout it... wiping ain't much better... all u do is smear... ur gonna miss something at some point... imagine walkin round w/ that all day... sweatin... pretty nasty yo =/