Cops: Florida Man Assaulted Girlfriend With Cheeseburger

On 24 Nov, there was an article about a man attacking a woman with a sandwich and gotting arrested. Here is yet another attack with bread.
Guess the Yankees have never heard of the secret folding chair as the ultimate weapon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtYNu8LV50c

 

I remember that story awhile back.

Are people running out of weapons or something?

 

is this the same case as the 19-yo sandwich guy or what???

what a dickhead... whack ur girl for a drink...

 

Nope, this is 1 month after the first reported attack with a sandwich -rolleyes

 

but why would you throw a drink out of the window just cause he wouldn't let you go??
shouldn't you throw it AT him?

 

i'm surprised this is called an "assault" hahahhaha...wack shit bitch lick that shit or slap the shit out of him and get it over with.

 

hmmm...oh another case eh... oh well... then i guess whacking ur chick with food is "in" now....

 

yo its a lot less painful than a open hand slap, its a light way to let the anger out haha....

 

^ its a waste of food if u ask me.... especially now during recession....tsk tsk tsk

 

its kinda like a food fight... in a way
tho reminds me more of the super trio when they whack cream into ur face =P

 

Neah, men just got more civilized, in the old days, chicks were whacked with a club -evil

 

^hahaha that's what i'm trying to say...right now i just wanna smack some bitch with a cheeseburger for making this into an assault case.

 

now they can whack their chicks with club sandwich?

 

I'm waiting for the baguette assault case or maybe a croissant

 

lol, what a idiot, coulda eaten the cheeseburger, lol im wearing for the cookie killer or somethign haha ,