Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom

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  1. Flames

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    :laugh::laugh::laugh: It's funny how he even bother try to cover the story up
     
  2. AC0110

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    That a rough way to have anal for the 1st time...
     
  3. MissCheekS

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    thats just disgusting + stupid.... just get a dildo already if u wanna do such thing ewww
     
  4. ralphrepo

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    That's light weight stuff; I've seen Vibrator's, Hair Mousse Bottles, Carrots, Turnips, Gourds, Light Bulbs (and no, I'm not kidding), Live Gerbils that have been declawed (poor things); you name it. The hardest part is keeping a straight face whilst you're taking the person's history. Typically, if you can't go in and get it out with clamps or a quick dry cement - string combo, then anesthesia and the surgeon with the skinniest hand and lots of lubricant should try. If that fails, then they have to go to the OR and cut it out of them. :ugh:

    And sure, he fell on the potato. He may as well have stated that he was sleeping minding his own business, when a masked man slipped into his residence and at gunpoint, forced him to stick the potato into own ass. At least, that would sound a bit more worthy of belief. -innocent

    And for the uninformed, regular UK potatos don't reach the size of good ole American Idaho spuds. They're generally smaller. Still, it's a damn shame; what a waste of an otherwise good potato... :xd:
     
  5. exiled

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    wow i love the story he made up. who would hand up curtains naked and coincidently there was a potatoe on the table and it coincidently shoved up his ass...

    people these days never ceased to amaze me.
     
  6. ralphrepo

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    LOL... You must be a graduate of Dan Quayle University... -roflyawn
     
  7. Phoenix

    Phoenix *~Though she be but little, she is fierce~*

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    hope he's learned his lesson...stupid...
    never play with potatoes :p
     
  8. lmfao.... im sure he was "experimenting" :laugh:
     
  9. ralphrepo

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    Or at least to have had the good sense to have mashed it first, before sticking it up one's anus... :puke:
     
  10. Maverick

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    That video left me rather speechless.

    As much as I love levity, that has got to be one of the most unprofessional procedures that I've ever seen performed. They're treating the patient like he's a joke. Everyone has a camera, one guy is seen taking a picture with his cell phone with his gloved hand? Not to mention that the procedure room was crowded like a train station. I would bet that up to three quarters of those people seen in the video didn't even need to be there.

    Not only is this video a source of profound professional embarrassment, but with the Philippines recently marketing itself as a cheaper overseas alternative over expensive US or UK medical procedures, they can ill afford to have these things all over You Tube. I certainly hope that the proper medical authorities see this and takes action.

    And the surgeon who let his OR run amok? He should be fired.
     
  12. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFff


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    keep in mind... this IS the Philippines we're talking about.. I've gone through quite a few surgeries, and I'll agree with you, if this was done here in North America, i wouldn't be laughing as hard as i did. lol
     
  13. mr_evolution

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    That's just....WOW, it wasn't still glowing was it?

    Wonder if he kept the potato.
     
  14. Flames

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    Does clergymen mean that he is unmarried?
     
  16. ralphrepo

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    Well, Looks like they got what they deserved: headbang2

    In a rush? For a quick synopsis, just read the red highlighted lines.

    Other sources: Now remember boys and girls, that's the...

    Vicente Sotto Memorial Medical Center (VSMMC) in Cebu City
     
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  17. Flames

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    ROFL, so the guy shouted baby out. Dang, never criticise a giggolo man hood or prostitute's parts, or else, can of deo up your arse
     
  18. ohh my oh my, fell on veg while nekid ROFL, who stands in front of a window with no curtain (as he was putting it up) nekid?? , i would have burst out laughing, maybe this guy knows the dude who did nekid push-ups over the manhole cover and got his things stuck in it.
     
  19. Maverick

    Maverick Lord Vader

    Some folk are really slow in learning that it is EXIT ONLY!!!
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  20. AsianInvasion

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    "But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

    If its so discreet why did they get interviewed lol >__ but that guy is kinda... errr.....