Jennifer Lowery - Woman Hides Keys In Vagina To Avoid Arrest For Driving Drunk

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  1. Maverick

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    The Vagina Monologues must be a smash hit. Women not only talk to it, they also start feeding it -devil Some are putting money in it when they go on travel -devil
    Others like to put their carkeys in it -devil
     
    #1 Maverick, Mar 23, 2008
  2. Phil

    Phil 香港 PA 社團 揸Fap 人

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    lol seriously weird, but they dont fink police will search their' privates' i mean ARG, wouldnt teh keys Scrape her ;privates' ,
     
    #2 Phil, Mar 23, 2008
  3. shw

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    her friend must be blond
     
    #3 shw, Mar 23, 2008
  4. shadowchi

    shadowchi ~~♫ ♫ ♪ Himitsu ♪ ♫ ♫ ~~

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    Hidding things in vagina's are more common then I thought it would be -shock
    women are just like kangaroos, :smiling:
     
    #4 shadowchi, Mar 23, 2008
  5. bbes

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    i would feel scared if i was her child. she certainly isn't a very gd role model getting drunk and driving. also, how did she think she could get away by hiding keys if the police stopped u for driving. i guess that is considered a gd idea when ur drunk lol.
     
    #5 bbes, Mar 23, 2008
  6. KaY_xD

    KaY_xD 但願人長久，千里共嬋娟

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    what the f........ROFL, i bet it hurts
     
    #6 KaY_xD, Mar 23, 2008
  7. lilchan92

    lilchan92 Well-Known Member

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    hahaha are you serious that's so funny wow what a crazy mother i would think that would have been extremely uncomfortable
     
    #7 lilchan92, Mar 23, 2008
  8. ditzy

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    haha.. nice try though.. maybe deeper would of worked. but yea... it would feel uncomfortable.. well, maybe not. =O
     
    #8 ditzy, Mar 23, 2008
  9. mr_evolution

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    What next?

    "Top 10 uses of a vagina?"
     
    #9 mr_evolution, Mar 23, 2008
  10. bbes

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    lol haha that would be funny if there was a thread for that.
     
    #10 bbes, Mar 23, 2008
  11. mr_evolution

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    The internet is the answer to all your problems:

     
    #11 mr_evolution, Mar 23, 2008
  12. khaotic

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    hahaha.. That is some funny stuff right there. When all else fails, stick your keys in your vagina -rotfl


    @evo :laugh:
     
    #12 khaotic, Mar 24, 2008
  13. Great Sage Equal of Heaven

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    heard this on the news before.. 2nd DUI.. thas no joke..
     
    #13 Great Sage Equal of Heaven, Mar 24, 2008
  14. lala_bel_tempo

    lala_bel_tempo Well-Known Member

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    holy sh!et...OUCH
     
    #14 lala_bel_tempo, Mar 24, 2008
  15. Akki

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    LOOOOL wow GG woman GG

    and ecko your avatar LOL, inappropriate much? >__< hahah so NSFW hahahha
     
    #15 Akki, Mar 24, 2008
  16. mr_evolution

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    She's just holding some buns.....oh
     
    #16 mr_evolution, Mar 24, 2008
  17. Great Sage Equal of Heaven

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    the reason why mr.evos pitching a tent.. or in his case.. a pyramid..
     
    #17 Great Sage Equal of Heaven, Mar 24, 2008
  18. tonkachi

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    geez....what a great way to treat your kids...first drive drunk than have the policy strip search you because you hid the keys in your vagina...just great...i don't think she is allowed to have any more kids...
     
    #18 tonkachi, Mar 24, 2008
  19. mr_evolution

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    Ahahaha.... Pharaoh sees all!
     
    #19 mr_evolution, Mar 24, 2008
  20. robsh

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    so dumb man
    i know that if ur drunk and u r in the car u WILL BE arresteit happened to my friend
    he was drunk in the pub with his mates and they decided to just sleep in the car
    and coppers came knocking on their windows and say they have bn drunk driving
    the cops said even they are not driving they will feel cold if they sleep in the car and will start the car for the heater
    and bloody hell he had spent over £1000 for fines and solicitors to get this shit sorted
     
    #20 robsh, Mar 24, 2008
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