iPOD Engraving

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by VietBoi, Feb 12, 2008.

  1. VietBoi

    VietBoi Well-Known Member

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    What would you engrave onto you iPOD?

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    List of Names:

    • My other one is an American Express
    • Mohammed The iPhone
    • Trapped in iPod factory.
    • "One time at band camp."
    • This engraving has lowered my resale value
    • I don't need good taste, I've got selection
    • Kiss me, I've got chinese music.
    • To all the Chinese children who made my iPod, Thanks!
    • George Bush Hates Black People
    • fatti i cazzi tuoi (Mind your own f-ing business)
    • I Don't Do Windows
    • Me vs. RIAA: Exhibit A
    • My other iPod is a Millenium Falcon
    • Steal At Your Own Risk. Bomb Installed
    • Tom Cruise is a couch humping homo
    • Mic0s0f7 5ux a$$
    • I may be small and white but at least I've got a big disk!
    • Don't fsck with me or: $find / -name u | /dev/null
    • Scratch your balls, not my metal.
    • Who said Apple sucks?
    • Save water, drink beer and shower together.
    • Now you have two little white pocket rockets.
    • People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
    • WARNING: Contains Yanni Box Set.
    • 10,000 reasons to ignore my wife.
    • If only women's buttons were this easy to push.
    • This iPod makes up for my small hard disk.
    • Once you go small and white...
    • 98% Liberace-free!
    • Harmful If Swallowed.
    • Dear [insert name], Thanks for the iPod idea. Steve Jobs
    • I'm so trendy look at my white headphones!
    • Size Does Matter
    • Musically Disturbed
    • Weapons of Mass Distraction Inside
    • Contents Under Pressure from RIAA
    • My other handheld is a PocketPC
    • CDs are for amish people!
    • Quarter free jukebox
    • FCUK WINDOWS
    • Why drink and drive, When you can smoke and fly.
    • I last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who's the man?
    • My iPod can beat up your honor roll student.
    • Your mamma uses a walkman.
    • "Say hello to my little friend"
    • FCUK THE SHUFFLE, WTF
    • "If you can read this, give me my iPod back."60 Gigger!
    • "You scratch. You die."
    • "I've finally lost some weight, now its your turn."
    • " In politics , if you want anything said ask a man . If you want anything done , ask a woman " - Margaret Thatcher
    • " It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am " - Unknown
    • " The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it " - Franklin P. Jones
    • " For most amateurs , the best wood in the bag ... the pencil ! " - Chi Chi Rodriguez
    • " I'm not cynical . Just experienced " - Unknown
    • " I'm not prejudiced . I hate everyone equally " - Unknown
    • " I know you think you understood what I said , but what you heard was not what I meant " - Unknown
    • " Don't take life too seriously . You'll never get out of it alive" - Unknown
    • " Women have a passion for mathematics . They divide their age in half , double the price of their clothes , and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend " - Marcel Achard
    • " It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys " - Unknown
    • " The execs don't care what color you are . They care about how much money you make . Hollywood is not really black or white . It's green " - Will Smith
    • " My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery , people would stop dying " - Ed Furgol
    • " I don't have a drinking problem . I drink . I get drunk . I fall down . No problem " - Unknown
    • " Half of being smart is knowing what you’re dumb at " - Solomon Short
    • " My formula for success is rise early , work late , and strike oil " - Paul Getty
    • " You have a right to your opinions . I just don't want to hear them " - Unknown
    • " When in charge , ponder . When in doubt , mumble . When in trouble , delegate " - Unknown
    • '' A rich man's joke is always funny '' - Proverb
    • " Work is the curse of the drinking class " - Unknown
    • " He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news " - Bertolt Brecht
    • " Love your enemies . It'll make 'em crazy " - Unknown
    • " Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't " - Erica Jong
    • " Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else " - Will Rogers
    • " In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk " - Rita Rudner
    • " We are the people our parents warned us about " - Unknown
    • " Men are like bank accounts . Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest " - Unknown
    • " Start every day off with a smile and get it over with " - W. C. Fields
    • " Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour . Sit with a pretty girl for an hour , and it seems like a minute . That's relativity " - Albert Einstein
    • " Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible ? " - Unknown
    • " Time flies when you don't know what you're doing " - Unknown
    • " Eat drink and be merry , for tomorrow they may make it illegal " - Unknown
    • " Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain" - Lily Tomlin
    • " When in charge , ponder . When in doubt , mumble . When in trouble , delegate " - Unknown
    • " I don't know . I don't care . And it doesn't make any difference " - Unknown
    • " When choosing between two evils , I always like to try the one I've never tried before " - Mae West
    • " It's not that you and I are so clever , but that the others are such fools " - Unknown
    • " If women didn't exist , all the money in the world would have no meaning " - Aristotle Onassis
     
  2. lol mm k.. thas just random.. but are you sure those arent fotoshoped?
     
  3. VietBoi

    VietBoi Well-Known Member

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  4. mr_evolution

    mr_evolution ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

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    "Creatives are better"
     
  5. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    a bad ass quote from chuck norris perhaps...or steven segal..
     
  6. it doesnt necessarily need to be text...

    it can be a slick graphic of some kind...

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    or even on a laptop..

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    a darth vader engraving would be badass


    or for xmichelly, a nice picture of

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  7. can you actually have all that engraved for free?

    Salesgirl: what would you like me to engrave on your ipod?

    Me: how about your phone number...



    HAHAH OhhH!!! Super Slick!
     
  8. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    then she engraves her hand to ur face...hahah
     
  9. then she engrave my name on that ass.. ;) -cool2
     
  10. super_lover

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    So can I just take my iPod into an apple store and get them to engrave something random?
     
  11. no, they do not have an engraving service.

    either you engrave it yourself, tin plate it yourself, or you go to engraving stores and shops, or services to do it for you.

    i do believe it voids warantee...
     
  12. what that's lame then... I thought we been talking about it like it was in-store engraving...
     
  13. mr_evolution

    mr_evolution ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

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    I think they do like a free engraving just for your names.
     
  14. yea which is lame... I was tempted to get zune artist engraving.. but thas about the only cool with the zune..

    screw the ipods.. why not get your car engraved instead.. -lol
     
  15. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    round house kick engraving.
     
  16. engrave window shield.. -lol
     
  17. sillumjay

    sillumjay Well-Known Member

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    haha wow some funky engravings. looks like engraving can only be done with letters on the apple site ><
     
  18. khaotic

    khaotic Fobulous

    LOL @ pedobear. I bet Michelle would love that -clapclap

    Anyways Apple engraving is old news. I think they only do text though... Useless anyways.
     
  19. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    chicken leg.