stupid horoscope

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Lilydream, Mar 7, 2007.

  1. Lilydream

    Lilydream Well-Known Member

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    Once you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictions. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line.


    VIRGO - The One that Waits
    Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants
    the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you
    ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if
    you do not forward.


    SCORPIO - The Addict

    Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor.
    Energetic. Predict future. Always get what they want.
    Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative.
    Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


    LIBRA - The Lame One
    EXTREMELY adorable. GREAT kisser. Nice to everyone they meet. Their
    Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with ... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


    ARIES - The Liar
    Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny.
    Excellent
    kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16
    years of bad luck if you do not forward.


    AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
    Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in
    long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will
    exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2
    years of bad luck if you do not forward


    GEMINI - Irresistible
    Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in the you know
    where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.
    Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to
    make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward


    LEO - The Lion
    Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have
    fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable.
    Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long
    relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when
    found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


    CANCER - The Cutie
    MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very
    romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative.

    Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling
    stories. Not a Fighter, But wil l Knock your lights out if it comes
    down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do
    not forward.


    PISCES - The Partner for Life
    Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last
    word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around.Extremely weird but
    in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or
    she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


    CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
    Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent.
    Sexy. Predict future.
    Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
    gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely
    fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


    TAURUS - The Tramp
    Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good
    fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of
    a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15
    years of bad luck if you do not forward.


    SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
    Spontaneous. High appeal.
    Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being
    in long relationships. So much love to give.
    Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They
    meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own
    unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
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  2. hiake

    hiake Vardøgr of da E.Twin

    Saw this one before, never forward it. But wow, I can't imagine someone still forwarding these chain mails.

    For the record, the descriptions are not accurate for me-- only 4 out of the 12 listed for my sign somewhat match my personality =_=b
     
  3. kdotc

    kdotc 안녕하세요빅뱅K-Dragon입니다

    Nice. Sexy. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Extremely
    fun. Loves to joke.

    i guess these r tru
     
  4. reno

    reno Well-Known Member

    GEMINI - Irresistible
    Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in the you know
    where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.
    Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to
    make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward

    =P
     
  5. onelove

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    LIBRA - The Lame One
    EXTREMELY adorable. GREAT kisser. Nice to everyone they meet. Their
    Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with ... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


    i beg to differ..im not silly`` lol....im verrrrriiii silly`
    love`
    mon
     
  6. stargurl242

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    GEMINI - Irresistible
    Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in the you know
    where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.
    Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to
    make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward

    o_O some of these traits for Gemini scares me =O I'm not sure about most of these but I know that I'm not loud, talkative, outgoing, and I am definitely resistible o_O only 13...so some of these traits can't even fit me
     
  7. Shini_D

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    VIRGO - The One that Waits
    Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants
    the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you
    ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if
    you do not forward.

    Dominant? Tick
    Loves me right now? ???
    Wants the last word? Tick
    Caring? Tick
    Smart? Tick
    Loud? Tick
    Loyal? Tick
    Easy to talk to? Tick
    Everything you'd ever want? Depends. haha.
    Easy to please? We'll see =P
    One and only? Obviously tick haha
     
  8. casshern

    casshern Well-Known Member

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    My GF told me I was born on a cusp.

    VIRGO - The One that Waits
    Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants
    the last word. Caring. Smart. Easy to talk to. Everything you
    ever wanted.
    The one and only.

    LEO - The Lion

    Great talker. ATTRACTIVE and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have
    fun.
    Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

    YEAHHHH BABYYYYYYYyyyy [​IMG]

    This is one of the most ACCURATE horoscopes I've ever read. No, seriously.
     
  9. C0kaCoLa

    C0kaCoLa Well-Known Member

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    Its not true for me... some idiot made this up
     
  10. THF20

    THF20 is a Chinese

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    VIRGO - The One that Waits
    Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants
    the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you
    ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only.

    My opinion: Some are true but then some aren't.

    Believe it or not - I actually got the same e-mail a couple of weeks ago.
     
  11. Shini_D

    Shini_D Well-Known Member

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    but don't you think these are funny though, cause even though we call them stupid or whatever, you always look at it and compare it to yourself and your life lol. so somewhere deep down inside you believe it. hehe
     
  12. kdotc

    kdotc 안녕하세요빅뱅K-Dragon입니다

    now i know that these horroscopes is PHONY
     
  13. dim8sum

    dim8sum ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪....

    lol i love the forward this or get 24years bad luck
     
  14. peachey

    peachey Well-Known Member

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    Well it does say "stupid" horoscope [​IMG]

    I would have been much more impressed if not every other sign is either good looking, caring, smart, or a great kisser [​IMG]
     
  15. llai

    llai Member

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    Bah..dont believe this stuff :p
     
  16. nyckeion

    nyckeion ....Boo....

    i guess its just weird how ppl keep saying how many bad luck you will have blah blah balh