A few "CARDS" that Hallmark doesn't produce and should: My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! - - - - - - - - - - - - - -* - - - - - - - Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -* - I've always wanted to have someone to hold, Someone to love. After having met you. I've changed my mind. - - - - - - -* - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -* - As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me. - - - - - - -* - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -* - Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia) - - - - - - -* - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike! - - - - - - -* - - - - - - - - - - - - - - When we were together, You always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -* - We have been friends for a very long time.. Let's say we stop? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -* - I'm so miserable without you It's almost like you're here. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -* - Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? - - - - - - - - - -* - - - - - - - - - - - Your friends and I wanted to do Something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -* - - - - - - So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.
it's so funny..especially this one: When we were together, You always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. so hilarious!!!!!!!!!
haha its funny how knoc created this thread may last year and no replies and the 1st reply you get is -rotfl-rotfl
