Vulgaria - 低俗喜劇 (2012) *CAT III*

Discussion in 'Chinese Movies' started by b-lee, Sep 27, 2012.

  1. b-lee

    b-lee ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ

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    Also Known As: Shi Er Xing Zuo Li Qi Shi Jian | Cheap Movie
    Directed by: Edmond Pang
    Country: Hong Kong
    Language: Cantonese
    Release Date: 27 March 2012
    Runtime: 90 min
    Genre: Drama, Comedy

    Cast
    Chapman To
    Dada Chan
    Ronald Cheng
    Fiona Sit
    Kristal Tin
    Susan Shaw
    Matt Chow
    Hayama Go
    Jim Chim
    Lawrence Chou
    Vincent Kok
    Mak Ling-Ling
    Simon Lui
    Lam Suet
    Lawrence Cheng
    Miriam Yeung
    Nora Miao

    Synopsis
    Struggling movie producer To Wai-Cheung (Chapman To) is hardly able to make alimony payments to his ex-wife (Kristal Tin), and yet his daughter Jacqueline hopes to one day sees him being interviewed by TVB so she can show her schoolmates her father is a real movie producer. In order to fulfill his daughter's dream, through his best buddy Lui (Simon Lui) he meets Tyrannosaurus (Ronald Cheng), a Guangxi based triad head and a movie investor with a peculiar taste. Tyrannosaurus takes the duo out to a dinner full of weird dishes. He wants a remake of his favorite film, the 1976 Shaw Brothers sex scorcher Confession of a Concubine, to be renamed as Confessions of Two Concubines, but only if Siu Yam-yam reprises her original starring role. As Siu Yam-yam is unwilling to act naked at her present age, To has to hire Popping Candy (Dada Chen), whom he has oral sex with, as her body double. Worse still, To and Liu, who refuse to eat the dishes before them, are told by Tyrannosaurus that the deal can be sealed only if they have sex with a mule.

    WMV3 | 1024x576 | 2.67 GB | Cantonese Audio | English Subtitles
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    English Subs - http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?3a755xxllf3nlrl

    Pserve Single Link
    http://pserve.se/eqljevcjc1xx

     
    #1 b-lee, Sep 27, 2012
    Last edited: Nov 28, 2015
  2. ralphrepo

    ralphrepo Well-Known Member

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    Ha ha! BLee on the ball! Great movie, Chapman is so terribly underrated but I'm glad he's now finally getting the notice and recognition that he deserves. Oh, and BTW, if anyone had ever eaten Pop Rocks carbonated candy as a kid, this movie will have a humdinger of nostalgia for you, LOL... Oh, and one thing, be careful to continue watching and not click off when the credits begin to roll; the movie isn't quite over yet and there's a hilarious scene that follows.

    BTW the old Cat3 title Confession Of A Concubine [1976] talked about as part of Vulgaria's plot is still available as a torrent if one looks.
     
    #2 ralphrepo, Sep 27, 2012
    Last edited: Dec 31, 2012
  3. rickster93

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    there isn't only one link for the movie? :S
     
  4. ralphrepo

    ralphrepo Well-Known Member

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    Sure, here you go: LINK
     
  5. mr_evolution

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    wait wut?
     
  6. ralphrepo

    ralphrepo Well-Known Member

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    I think you need to come up for air every once in a while, LOL...
     
  7. rickster93

    rickster93 Member

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    boo.. only for donators
     
  8. The_Jelly

    The_Jelly NSFW? :P

    Yeah, boo. I can't get free shit even though people had to put up their own money to set it up.
     
  9. fai_gor

    fai_gor Member

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    thank you
     
  10. ralphrepo

    ralphrepo Well-Known Member

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    Well, the other links are free; but has doing the work of a few simple clicks to essentially obtain a free, high quality, recent release video, really become such an onerous pain? LOL... Forgive me but IMHO, the world has sure grown a pretty large and arrogant sense of entitlement. No offense, but there's an old saying that I think aptly applies here, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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    That being said, if you feel so strongly about being able to one click it, then put your money where your mouth is. Frankly, the cost of donation is pretty cheap compared to the full price that one would have to pay for the same media anywhere else; it's a real bargain to get such great Asian media for such nominal cost. Running a web site as popular as this takes time, dedication, and a lot of financial support. Having been a member here for years this place provides a certain comfort zone for me and I'm sure that other long time members here feel the same. I would gladly pay to be a member, not just for the media, but for the social discourse and sense of community. Having pay servers is one way of ensuring that the site is not diluted with legions of drive-by downloaders that only seek to get freebies and then not care about anything or anyone else here; it's also a position that I personally strongly agree with. I think the site owner has done a spectacular job in offering the best of both worlds in ensuring a closed library of media for financial contributors, but yet still offer remarkable media access to general non donating members.

    Thus IMHO, carping about one click or not for a freebie? Please, don't even go there... :facepalm:
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    #10 ralphrepo, Sep 28, 2012
    Last edited: Sep 28, 2012
  11. Tony

    Tony Well-Known Member

    YES. BEEN WAITING FOR THIS. CHAPMAN TO DA GAWD.
     
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    b00bs?
     
  13. maximus96

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    filefactory links please?
     
  14. was hoping for them but nope
     
  15. Spydernet

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    Anyone can tell me where to find English subs?
     
  16. CIN88

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    Shhh 6 free link that takes hrs... Upload torrrent pls.. THANX
     
  17. Tony

    Tony Well-Known Member

    LOL

    MOVIE OF THE YEAR

    This movie's hilarious if you understand Cantonese. Shits gonna be lost in translation if you just read English subs.
     
  18. ifunny

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    thnx!
     
  19. Tony

    Tony Well-Known Member

    I was drinking coke during one of the scenes. He took a jab at Vonny Lui and I almost sneezed the coke outta my nose. Too good.
     
  20. kingsky

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    this is the funniest movie I have seen this year, even if you are crying, you will be laughing if you were watching the movie.